Pee vs Poop

vs

which one feels better being released from your body?

which one smells worse?

which one would win in a fight?

Poop wins the first 2. I've had poops so good that I've needed a nap after. I feel ashamed for even answering this....

Lol, that's enough internet for me today. =P

-Avenging_X_Bolt, 2014

Poop stomps.

Which one feels better being released from your body?

Normally: pee. But taking a sh!t after being constipated for five days is the best feeling ever. Better than an orgasm in an orgasm. Better than life itself...

Which one smells worse?

Poo.

Which one would win in a fight?

Pee can slice turds in half.