Paul Blart vs The League of Shadows

Location: Mall

The league is trying to rob the mall and has hostages.

The league has his daughter hostage.

Paul has full confidence.

Paul Blart gets 2 hours prep and can use any resource in the mall.

Paul has two extra snickers bars in his pocket.

Who wins? Why?

Paul

If Paul has his segway then he's unstoppable in a mall setting.

I believe Paul Blart is multi-universal, no? Plus, his box office bombing is clearly MFTL. ;P

Blart is omnipotent with his home field advantage .

Here's a scan of an incredible feat: Paul Blart tanking a 6% Rotten Tomato score and stillmaking back over twice his budget!

@bathroomman: Paul Blart 2 has got to be one of the worst sequels of all timr.

Paula Blart

Bump

The marbles are too much