Paul Blart vs Hank Schrader

Paul has his bullet-proof segway, glue gun, marble gun, and taser.

Hank has his pistol.

This fight takes place in The Mall of America. No prep time.

The competent one who casually beats up people in bar fights and repeatedly kills each season's antagonists in high pressure, life or death situations...why was this even made???

Blart

Blart is invincible with his gear and in a mall setting.

Paul has mild toon force durability and attacks so its a stomp for him

Well, Hank has rocks... http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/29008787

Segway > rocks

lmao

Lol