Oreos Vs Chocolate Chip Cookies

Milk Has Returned Home To Find Her Guy Friends Oreo And Chocolate Chip Arguing. Who wins and why?

Last time I checked, Oreos are high level reality warpers...

JK

I'm pretty sure the Oreo throws the top half of itself at the cookie like Captain America's shield.

I don't know. Normally when I make chocolate chip cookies I make them reeeeally big (it keeps them chewy longer) so I think the chocolate chip cookie would win by size alone.

Bump

CC cookies. Oreos has got fake made up filling in the middle.

Oreos are so good that they rendered Martian Manhunter an addicted junkie

Oreos

Ends with sex.

Oreos get soggy way too fast when dipped in milk though.

That's the point.

Hmm are these chocolate cookies from chips ahoy or made from grandmas kitchen. GK CC wins oreos. But oreas beat CACC

In before the lock.

If my grandma made the CC cookie then it wins.

If the CC cookie is store bought it loses.

Perhaps, but I don't like it when they break off and then I have to fish them out of the bottom of the glass with a spoon and by then there's only a fraction left of the cookie.

#firstworldproblems

@allstarsuperman: thats what i say. Homemade beats store bought. Though i do love the extra chunky choco chip ones

@superlightning123:

this is a deep question almost as deep as this

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Oreos.

It a clear winner

I like Oreos better, so they win.

Have them do the fusion dance and make...

Bump

Chocolate Chip Cookies are casually multiversal. Spite.

chocolate chips are generally considered sky father level so clearly chocolate chip though it would be a pretty good fight

@thebustman *Oreos are Skyfather level. CCCs are beyond the Beyonder.

@homicidalmaniac said:

It a clear winner

That's one of my new favorite images of all time. Lol.

@tparks said:

@homicidalmaniac said:

It a clear winner

That's one of my new favorite images of all time. Lol.

Indeed

Oreos are as addictive as cocaine.

^ This equals the best thing that has happened to America since escalators.

Escalators? Did you say...ESCALATORS? do you not know I am the keeper the the deadly Darkseid stairs? the most powerful object in the known universe? don't mention escalators unleash you want me to unless the stairs onto the world yet again.

@humanrocket: ............>_> do it.

@eisenfauste:

Opening the box...

I hope you're happy. There's no closing the box anymore.

@humanrocket: Pandora's boxish stuff is always fun, makes for an interesting evening.

oreos.

Going for CC for the fact that the thick filling in the inside of Oreos are just thin like paper.

Do Oreos have prep? Otherwise chocolate chip takes it in a random encounter.

Stalemate