Think of the funniest things Odin could do to him, and put it here. I'll start:
At the beginning of the fight, Odin grants Robin immortality. Then he takes out a giant hammer, and smashes Robin with it. Robin is now flat. Odin ties him to a tree he made in a desert, and leaves Vultures to eat at him. He's immortal now, so he stays alive the whole time. 3 days later, Oding comes back, and makes every single fat person ever on the Jerry Springer show trample Robin. Robin is in excrutiating pain. Odin orders a pyre to be made. It is the most magnificent pyre ever built, and a giant balck kettle pot is put atop. It is boiling now. Odin grabs a burlap sack, and grabs some lemons, and sprays lemon juice inside it. Robin can only see teh bag writhing, and angry hissing noises from inside. Odin grabs him and shoves him in the sack, which is full of King Cobras, very angry King Cobras. They bite Robin hundreds of times. Odin throws the sack into the air as hard as he could, and goes to eat dinner. For 5 days the sack with Robin and King Cobras is in the air, and it eventually starts coming down, right above the kettle. Everyone but Odin is taking cover, becasue of the splash of boiling hot water. A second before the sack flies into the boiling water, Odin throws a sword which impales Robin and the sack, so now the sword is supporting it above the boiling water and massive fire. The snakes die, but Robin is still alive due to the immortality. After about 2 days, the fire dies down, and Odin takes Robin out of the burlap sack. Robin says "What......what did I-I ever do to you?" Odin replies "WHAT DIDN'T YOU DO!!??" and chokes slams Robin as hard as he can into the ground. Robin is still alive. Odin then levitates a meat cleaver, a spear, and a sword and sends them flying at Robin, simultaneously shooting him with an AK-47. Robin is hit by all, and is left there while he feels the afteraffects of the poisen from the Cobras. After about 3 hours, Odin comes back and summons the giant robot from Robocop and makes it stomp and shoot Robin for days. After it is done, Robin is left to leave Asgard. While he is about to exit, train crossing tracks appear all around him, and 4 different trains run him over simultaneously. He is on the ground, and all of a sudden Odin materialzes in fron of him, and says
"I eat pieces of *&^% like you for breakfast" and for the rest of all eternity, all of Asgard uses Robin for target practice and sword training.
OK, who's next?
Post Edited:2007-08-08 20:01:51