N.W.A vs Superman

Rules

N.W.A

• N.W.A know of Superman and his powers but not in-depth information. (his weakness to Kryptonite)
• This is Ice Cube, MC Ren, Eazy-E, Dr.Dre, and DJ Yella only.
• N.W.A has morals on, in character, but determined to win.

Superman

• Superman knows N.W.A and their music and attitude, but not any in-depth information. (their family)
• Pre-52 Superman.
• Superman has morals on, in character, but determined to win.

The Twist

I know you guys are like really? Superman curbstomps. But here is the twist. N.W.A (Ice Cube, MC Ren, Eazy-E, Dr.Dre, DJ Yella) have one superpower : whatever they rap they gain that ability for real.

"When I'm Called Off, I Got A Sawed Off/Squeeze The Trigger, And Bodies Are Hauled Off"

So if somebody raps that then they actually get a Sawed Off Shotgun. For example :

"Superman the man in tights; think you're so tough but I got some Kryptonite!"

However, they cannot do any instant-win lines. For example :

"Superman... I gotta teach ya'/Now that your death will meet ya!"

The Setting

The streets of Compton in the 1980's.

The Battle

VS

Team stomps. That's some high level reality warping there >_>

their still human so Supes should freeze em all before their lips move imo.

But easy-e already dead

Plus couldn't superman just punch these guys in throat?

@Death Certificate said:

But easy-e already dead

Plus couldn't superman just punch these guys in throat?

This is in thee 1980's.

And not if they have their rap-powers.

@Chaos Prime said:

their still human so Supes should freeze em all before their lips move imo.

Superman has morals on. He won't do that.

why are they fighting each other in the first place

@marvelbeast said:

why are they fighting each other in the first place

Let's say Superman is working with the police officers so Lex Luthor granted N.W.A this power so they could take down Superman and the cops.

Let's say Superman is working with the police officers so Lex Luthor granted N.W.A this power so they could take down Superman and the cops.if that was the case then why didnt lezx luthor give real villians reality warping powers

@marvelbeast said:

Let's say Superman is working with the police officers so Lex Luthor granted N.W.A this power so they could take down Superman and the cops.if that was the case then why didnt lezx luthor give real villians reality warping powers

Just pretend dude. You don't have to be so picky about everything, but if you insist :

Mr.Mxy wants to wreck havoc so he gave N.W.A reality-warping powers.

i know im being stubborn but anyway good idea for a thread

N.W.A

Stomp!

That is reality warping power there.

Plus take away the powers and Supes still cant handle those rhymes.

lol

NWA stomps, they actually know how to rap and rhyme

Now if this was Young Money vs Superman.... hahhahaahah who am I kidding they can barely say a complete, grammatically correct sentence, let alone rap

@ChaosBlazer said:

Now if this was Young Money vs Superman.... hahhahaahah who am I kidding they can barely say a complete, grammatically correct sentence, let alone rap

LOL

Great thread man n.w.a stomps long live old school rap

Team stomps, i dare say that each one has the potential to solo.

NWA!!!!

I CALL SPITE!!!!! but im not gonna flag it since this is pretty interesting

Superman knocks them out before they utter a word.

I guess superman with morals, who doesn't know about their powers, would let them spit something not thinking its dangerous and they'd win.

Unless eazy has the mic and he has to ask cube to write something for him, then supes swoops in and wins

@voltrius said:

Unless eazy has the mic and he has to ask cube to write something for him, then supes swoops in and wins

That was funny I must admit.

@SpideyPresence said:

Team stomps. That's some high level reality warping there >_>

LOL Yeah this.