Bruce crushes Michaelangelo Jet Li and Raphael stalemate Jackie gets turned into stupid filet by Leo And me and Donnie discuss life, the universe, and everything over a good pizza.
Of course the pizza is poisoned and I naturally keep the antidote on me. So Bruce and me take out Leo then finish out Raphael. Victory is ours.
Bruce crushes Michaelangelo Jet Li and Raphael stalemate Jackie gets turned into stupid filet by Leo And me and Donnie discuss life, the universe, and everything over a good pizza.
Of course the pizza is poisoned and I naturally keep the antidote on me. So Bruce and me take out Leo then finish out Raphael. Victory is ours.
heres how this fight goes I get knocked out in about a second and a half, Jackie gets taken down by Michelangelo and Donatello, Jet faces off against Raph and Bruce takes on Leo which are both fair until Jackie goes down then the Turtles win due to team work
Well Jackie Chan could easily take on mikey and make quick work of him. Jet Li loses to Raphael and Donatello, but puts up a good fight and kills Donatello. Bruce Lee barely loses to Splinter and Leonardo, and manages to kill Splinter. I hide in a corner until Jackie kills Leo since he was so weakened by Lee. I then come out with, I'm guessing the arena will be a mall, a golf club and some other stuff and distract Raphael, from Jackie who proceeds to cut off Raph's legs with Leo's swords I then walk over to Raphael and beat on him until he is dead with my gold club
@demifiend: Njnja Turtles with a massive stomp because once i see a talking turtle my ass is out! Im not helping anybody....im runnin asap....wont slow down....going to get my shotty boom body and hide in a corner. :)
Splinter has proven on countless occasions that he can beat all 4 turtles at once, giant robots and mutant monsters none of the humans have anything that compares as far as feats go
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