Nightwing vs Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Others

Nightwing (Pre-Flashpoint and New 52 feats) Standard Equipment

vs

5 Riot Police, 3 Los Angeles SWAT, 1 Navy Seal, 1 Spetsnaz, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Donnie Yen, Chow Yun-fat, and Mark Wahlberg.

Riot Police, SWAT, Seal, and Spetsnaz have whatever their standard gear is.

Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Donnie Yen, and Chow Yun-fat have ninja suits, 1 katana, and 3 throwing stars.

Mark Wahlberg has Wolverine Claws

• In Character
• Morals On

Set up:

In a storage warehouse, there is giant shelves and an open steel beam ceiling. The location is totally accessible, meaning they can cut the power, drive fork lifts, tip over selves, etc. The team is already inside. Nightwing has to sneak in and take them all down.

Nightwing is still faster, stronger, more agile, and has better reaction time than them. He is also a master at using stealth. He should take this.

@patrat18: But how is he supposed to deal with Mark Wahlberg? lol

Slade Wilstomps (@dorukstein: thankyou)

@deathstroke19: what are you even talking about?

@allstarsuperman: lol Mark Walhberg is a beast and beats nightwing.But on topic Nightwing wins handily

One well placed escrima stick to the head should handle Mark.

Lol here we go.

@allstarsuperman: *looks around nervously* MY GOD.... IM IN THE WORNG THREAD!!! *runs away like Adam west batman.

@patrat18: haha. The good old days of me trolling on random threads saying Slade mega ultra god stomps. Good times. Good times.

Agreed.

Chuck norris in mortal form? or omnipotent form?

Is anyone else trying to picture Mark Wahlberg playing Wolverine?

"No, I don't like you, Magneto. I think you're a fake villain. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. Say hi to your mother for me."

Spite.

Everybody knows that Cuck Norris >>>>>>>>>>>>> TOAA and The Presence.

This.

@cf12793: lol, I just imagined him with sideburns and claws, didn't even think about what he would say.

@chibi_cute: @perethorn: this is real feats Chuck Norris, not fictional fanboy Chuck Norris

@allstarsuperman: In that case i see Nightwing wining here

Agreed.

It wouldn't be an easy victory, but Nightwing definitely has the chops to do it. The martial artists might give him trouble but he's still a great deal faster and stronger then they are (Bruce Lee is the only person here, and probably one of the only people in existence, to come close to having comic book-like feats of strength and speed) but I think Bruce isn't in Nightwing's calibre.

Chuck norris feats.

@chibi_cute: nothing came up

Can we use Prime Chuck Norris or does it have to be the current 73 year old version? Because if what I've been told is correct, wasn't Chuck undefeated world champion martial artist in his prime? If so, I picture him and Bruce actually being bale to give nightwing a run for his money (if they work together as a team)