To the OP:
What I am about to write is in the essence of fun and amusement. It is due to the unfairness that I see this battle as. You have written good posts and I hope to discuss and listen to your points in other threads with all eagerness. However I need to coment about this thread in a manner that may upset you.
That is not my intention so I apologize in advance if it does so...
This is how I'm seeing this thread...
[Superman appears in a flash in Manhattan.]
Superman: "WTF??!!?? I'M SO FRICKIN' ANGRY!!!!"
[Spiderman, Venom, Molten Man, Araña, and Spider Woman all appear on the scene]
Superman: "I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Spiderman: "Wait wha-"
[In a flash of speed that no one in the Marvel Universe can match Superman speedblitzes though all of team one. Their bodies fly in pieces around as bystanders scream and run for there lives.]
[Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Thing, Human Torch, She-Hulk and Red She Hulk arrive]
Reed: "OMG ok here's the plan we're gonna.."
Superman: "No you don't get prep."
Reed: "I'm the most brilliant man in the Marvel Universe I can calculate things in a manner of-"
[Superman shakes finger in childlike manner]
Superman: "Doesn't matter you don't get prep, besides I get a break! I'm tired from speedblitzing those guy."
[Superman does a few pilates moves]
Thing: "Oh for the love of my dear Aunt Petunia!"
Superman: "READY GO!"
Thing: "What?!?"
[Once again Superman speedblitzes everyone there. Everyone on Team 2 dies quickly but horribly.]
[Avengers arrive]
Cap: "Holy Sh$%! Okay here is the plan..."
Superman: "No prep Cap."
Cap: "Fine we use the plan we used on.."
Superman: "NO PREP! Superman gets another break."
Hulk: "Jennifer and Betty dead? Hulk get angry..."
Superman: "No you can't you have to wait to get angry."
Hulk: "Hulk SMASH!!"
Superman: "Fu**! GO!"
[Once again with the same results but its take a bit longer Superman kills Team 3]
[X-Men show up]
Cyclops: "Emma, Psylocke, use your mental powers to calm him down. Or try to dominate him."
Superman: " What? No way dude!"
Beast: "Why not?"
Superman: "Uh...because I'm too bloodlusted! To loco to mentally control! Yeah thats right!!"
Emma: "You don't seem that-"
Superman: "Yeah that's right, SO NUTS RIGHT NOW!!"
Gambit: "Why isn't Bobby here, he beat an frickin' abstract?"
Superman: "CUZ HES NOT! GO!!"
[Same thing...same results...finally Thor shows up]
Thor: :Fellow heroes I have arrived to OMG WTF VILLAIN I SAY..."
Superman: "WAIT!!!"
Thor: " What? Tis being hath killed my allies I shall.."
Superman: "I get to take a break." (points it out in OP rules) "Geez I strained my wrist sticking Gambits staff horizontially up is A$$. My blister from beating throwing the Hulk into the sun hasn't completely gone away either (pulls out ointment)."
Thor: "This is bullsh*$"
Superman: "No these are the rules..."
Thor: "Since your getting everything else why don't you just give me my fricking hammer too!"
Superman: "No dude that would be unfair...really you wouldn't mind?"
Thor: It's blantantly obvious that we really have to chance to beat you."
[Thor Holds out Molnjr. Superman moves to take it Thor flys up and drops the hammer on Superman who hits the ground the hammer on his chest]
Superman: "WTF dude your cheating!"
Thor: "Nay you're cheating! You say GO then speedbliz!"
Superman: "WTF I can lift the damn planet its just a stupid hammer!"
Thor: "Nay he cannot! For Bloodlusted the Kryptonian is not worthy!"
[Thor looks at those reading this thread]
Thor: "I take my leave of this thread! I I suggest Thine does the same!"
Seriously I can't write anymore...I find this thread a bit spiteish. With prep and the continual beatdown of others Marvel might have a chance but with full rest and no prep options not to mention (but mentioning) pretty much removing the mentalists from the fight. This fight is pretty much a curbstomp in Superman favor.
Hope you all had fun reading this!!
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