Namor...- VS.- The Flash... * Detailed Scenario

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   This battle takes place in the gulf of Mexico, on an otherwise abandoned offshore 'jack-up' drilling rig. The two teams of three will fight to victory, not necessarily to the death. . . . And, just to shake things up, I'm throwing in a seventh character who's only objective is to kill anyone he comes across, or at least cause as much chaos as possible in the process.This will be referred to as the Chaos character. His identity is revealed at the bottom of the page.With the exception of the Chaos character, all characters have their ordinary morals, or lack thereof. Other stipulations to this battle are as follows :
 
 (1) The battle will not stray any farther than a couple hundred meters from the drilling rig in any direction.
 (2) The drilling rig may be damaged, but not toppled or destroyed, either intentionally, or accidentally.
 (3) Only the Chaos character has prep time - 1 hour.
 (4) At the beginning of the battle, no one on either team is aware of the chaos character's presence or involvement.
 (5) It will be assumed that the outcome of this battle is very important to all involved, so, all contenders are highly motivated & determined to win, more so than usual.
 (6) Each member of the two teams are unarmed (except, of course, for their powers).
 (7) Simply for the sake of giving him a sporting chance, I am imposing a 'Wolverine' type healing factor on our Chaos character. No indestructible bones, though, just regular bones.

 
Team One : 
- Polaris
- The Super Skrull, 
- Namor, the Submariner.
 

 

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Team Two :
 
- Metamorpho (still looking for a better picture of this guy)
- Starfire
- The Flash (Jay Garrick)
 
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The Battlefield :
 
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The Chaos Character :
 
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MacGyver ! (yay)
 
Remember, Mac has an hour of prep time & a nifty healing factor.  He will also be equipped with the following items :
 
01) a paper clip
02) a roll of duct tape
03) a swiss army knife
04) a safety pin
05) an empty toilet paper roll
06) a 9 volt battery
07) a crescent wrench 
08) a flare gun with five 12gauge flares
09) a keychain flash light
10) a snorkel
11) a scuba mask
12) a one kilogram box of TNT
13) a Bic cigarette lighter
14) a magnifying glass
15) a Flesh light
16) a small bottle of astroglide
17) an issue of 'Juggs'
18) a remote controlled toy helicopter
19) a rubber band
20) a wire coat hanger 
21) a breech loaded, single shot 40mm grenade launcher, & 14 rounds of ammo for it. 
 
 . . . And anything else he would be likely to find aboard an abandoned offshore drilling rig.
 
 
 
................................................................................................................................. Let the battle begin !
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#2  Edited By PikminMania
@Jake454: Are these teams just a mix of unpoopular threads you made? anyways Team 2 should win, or maybe Macgyver.
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#3  Edited By Aero_gt

Team 2 easy. MacGyver,,,

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#4  Edited By PushMunky

I've tried twice now, to delete this stupid thread, and it still stays posted. Sorry.
MacGyver uses his equipment to build & launch a sophisticated orbital death ray, then uses it to kill everyone.

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#5  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

MacGyver can win with only half of the things you listed

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#6  Edited By PushMunky
@The Stegman: probly right
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#7  Edited By Nexy21

MacGyver in a horrible curbstomp :P
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#8  Edited By MutenRoshi
@The Stegman said:
MacGyver can win with only half of the things you listed
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#9  Edited By PushMunky

I dunno about that. Just how powerful does Namor get when he's in the ocean?

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#10  Edited By andre54

i think this is my favorite battle thread of all time lol. and i'm thinking team 2.

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#11  Edited By Edgeworth_11

Namor: The First Mutant Annual #1
Namor: The First Mutant Annual #1
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#12  Edited By PushMunky
@Edgeworth_11:  Is Namor a mutant?
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#13  Edited By Edgeworth_11
@Jake454 said:
@Edgeworth_11:  Is Namor a mutant?

Yes he is. An atlantean human mutant :D
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#14  Edited By PushMunky
@Edgeworth_11:   Groovy. Didn't know that.
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@Nexy21 said:

MacGyver in a horrible curbstomp :P

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#16  Edited By PushMunky

I was picking my nose just now, & I was literally startled by the size of the booger I just excavated from my left nostril.

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#17  Edited By madrid_san
@Jake454
cool. Namor wins.
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#18  Edited By PushMunky
@madrid_san:  I agree, but if any of these are gonna solo, its the Super Skrull.
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#19  Edited By difficlus

Super skrull and Namor got this. I'd through jay garrick a bone but he never moves very fast.  
Interesting the see how Macgyver runs through his, he takes out almost everyone on the team except Namor and super skrull...idk what he could do to beat these guys down though...

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@The Stegman said:
MacGyver can win with only half of the things you listed
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#21  Edited By jojjimbo

MacGyver  solo's both team's, with  both his hands tied behind his back, and while wearing a blind fold.

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#22  Edited By PushMunky
@jojjimbo said:
MacGyver  solo's both team's, with  both his hands tied behind his back, and while wearing a blind fold.
....and having a boner.
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#23  Edited By difficlus
@Jake454: lol whats the fleshlight
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#24  Edited By PushMunky
@difficlus: Google it dude. You'll laugh your balls off.
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#25  Edited By difficlus
@Jake454: lol i know what it is, but what use could it have in this battle?
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#26  Edited By PushMunky

Uh...Y'know....Guys can focus a lot better after they've purged the 'man valves'.

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#27  Edited By OptimusPalm
@PikminMania said:
@Jake454: Are these teams just a mix of unpoopular threads you made? anyways Team 2 should win, or maybe Macgyver.

Well i dont see an Asian tranny in this thread.... 
 
I love the idea of a Chaos Character 
 
 
On a side note my friend did a photoshoot with Macgyver a couple of months ago, apparently he's a really nice bloke. 
 
Thats all i have.
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#28  Edited By PushMunky
@OptimusPalm:  That  PikminMania post is a lot older than the Tranny / Pelican post. These days, McGyver is a Colonel on a Stargate show, or was, anyway. Dunno if that show is still on or not. and , yea, Chaos Characters are awesome. Feel free to use it. In fact, I invite anyone who reads this to use that idea. Chaos!!
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#29  Edited By icec0ld

I am inclined to go with team one for an easy win but I dont know much about Starfires powers. Please fill me in.

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#30  Edited By PushMunky
@Pantherman said:

I am inclined to go with team one for an easy win but I dont know much about Starfires powers. Please fill me in.

So, I could be wrong too, all I know is what I've observed in the comics. She has the ability to fly, and project some kind of energy attack, not sure what kind exactly, or how powerful it is, but I know its not like omega level or anything. She also has enhanced strength. Nothing you'd call 'super' strength, but in the comics, its compared to having 'the strength of ten men'. Oh, also, she can survive in the vacuum of space. Not sure if thats a power, or just a trait of her species' physiology, but there it is.
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#31  Edited By Gnarly_Artist

Macgyver+duct tape=spite

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Team 2.

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#33  Edited By PushMunky
@Gnarly_Artist said:
Macgyver+duct tape=spite
HAHAHAHA!!! ^
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#34  Edited By PushMunky

Unnecessary bump.