Nacho Libre vs Paul Blart

These two unlikely heroes face off in the match of the century! Who will be the victor?

Nacho takes Sister Incarnacion and the orphans on a trip to the US, where they happen to visit Paul Blart's mall. It just so happens that it is take your daughter to work day, so Paul has his daughter Maya. The orphans begin to play around in the mall, and Paul is sent to calm them down. Nacho believes that Paul is trying to harm the orphans and the sister; Paul sees Nacho as a threat to the safety of his daughter, as well as his mall. Nacho challenges him to a wrestling match, and lucky for him, there's one sitting in the mall. Paul agrees, as long as he gets to keep his segway. Agreeing on the rules, the fight between the two titans commences.

Battle Rules

• Nacho is fighting for Sister Incarnacion and the orphans; Nacho gets his stretchy pants.
• Paul is fighting for the safety of his daughter and his mall; Paul has his segway
• Setting is in Paul's mall, but confined to a wrestling ring (with segway access).
• Win by KO

Gonna go with Nacho. More impressive moves overall.

Come oooooooon

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@stormdriven: this is great!

But its also a mismatch. Blart is omnipotent in his home setting.

Going with Nacho because of his eagle powers.

@allstarsuperman: What if I give Nacho his stretchy pants?

@stormdriven: they would give him a won in a random encounter. But I just don't see Blart being beaten when he has the home field advantage.

Blart too op in the mall, put a wrestling ring and this might be even. Although the president of the united state in the new pixel movie stomp.

Nacho's Eagle powers give him the win and are a good counter to Blart's OPness in a mall.

Fat Vin Diesel

Edited OP. Nacho gets his stretchy pants, and fight takes place in a wrestling ring.

Nacho might win now since Paul can't improvise.