My Grandma vs. Your Grandma

My grandma rides a skateboard. She can kill your grandma.

@Joygirl: That's nothing. My grandma survived the Holocaust. Lived through slavery and was a soldier in Iraq. And she still rides roller coasters.

@Joygirl: That's nothing. My grandma survived the Holocaust. Lived through slavery and was a soldier in Iraq. And she still rides roller coasters.

My grandma was basically like the grandma of MacGyver. You aim a bazooka at her, you'll hear it click empty because she had taken an essential part out of it when you weren't looking. Then she'll pull you by the ear until you yield.

Or she would if she were still alive. God rest her soul.

@pooty said:

@Joygirl: That's nothing. My grandma survived the Holocaust. Lived through slavery and was a soldier in Iraq. And she still rides roller coasters.

that's actually inspirational right there

Lol.

My Grandma's on oxygen....I doubt anyone could take her in a fight....

@primepower53 said:

My Grandma's on oxygen....I doubt anyone could take her in a fight....

Does she carry a tank around? Because you can do some pretty nasty damage by using it as a melee weapon.

@Croaker said:

@primepower53 said:

My Grandma's on oxygen....I doubt anyone could take her in a fight....

Does she carry a tank around? Because you can do some pretty nasty damage by using it as a melee weapon.

yeah, but she'd probably die just trying to swing it.

My Grandma plays soccer at 75....

and has a stare that would make Galactus back down

and bakes the absolute best pie ever (cliche, but true)

no one is taking her out

My Grandma has a black belt in Karate. My Grampma stomps :P

My Grandma leads the Female Furies. :]

^^^ i loled

My grandma survived the blitz in London. Now that's durability!

@steelhound56 said:

^^^ i loled

'preciate it.

My grandma is a ghost, your grandma is screwed.

@primepower53 said:

@Croaker said:

@primepower53 said:

My Grandma's on oxygen....I doubt anyone could take her in a fight....

Does she carry a tank around? Because you can do some pretty nasty damage by using it as a melee weapon.

yeah, but she'd probably die just trying to swing it.

This post was my first laugh of the day. Unless you're serious then I apologize. But i can't help laughing

@pooty said:

@primepower53 said:

@Croaker said:

@primepower53 said:

My Grandma's on oxygen....I doubt anyone could take her in a fight....

Does she carry a tank around? Because you can do some pretty nasty damage by using it as a melee weapon.

yeah, but she'd probably die just trying to swing it.

This post was my first laugh of the day. Unless you're serious then I apologize. But i can't help laughing

yeah I'm serious....but I can see how it would be funny...

I'm surprised this hasn't been locked

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