#1 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

i have a buddy who is convinced that wolverine can beat thor heres my list of reasons that wolvie would get stomped 
1.thor is a god wolvie is not 
2.wolverine's strength is around the same as capt. america thor is the strongest asgardian 
3. thor is the god of thunder and lightning wolverine is a guy with a metal skeleton 'nuff said 
4.wolverine is impressive agile for a human thor has godspeed no comaparison 
5.thor out classes him in almost every area 
so basically wolverine has a snowball's chance in hell of beating thor period the end.

#2 Edited by Djokic43 (259 posts) - - Show Bio

your right, your friend is an idiot....nuff said....

#3 Posted by Mattersuit (4270 posts) - - Show Bio

Your friend should be forced to watch Wolverine trying to lift one hundred tons, then watch Thor lift 2 100 ton weights in each hand.

#4 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mattersuit:
wolverine fanboys are completely unreasonable
#5 Posted by Vance Astro (91196 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:
" @Mattersuit: wolverine fanboys are completely unreasonable "
Every fanboy is completely unreasonable..that's the point of the label.
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#6 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro:
true but some characters seem to have more stubborn fans than others
#7 Posted by Vance Astro (91196 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:
"  some characters seem to have more stubborn fans than others "
True.
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#8 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro: Your new avatar is my favorite yet
#9 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio
@Son_of_Magnus:
every body loves kilowog, that would be way better than the raymond show
#10 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

Poozer

#11 Posted by Superparody (2011 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe:
Wolverine kisses the curb...right before Thor stomps it
#12 Edited by Mike10 (313 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine can't even beat Spider-Man who has easily beaten Wolverine before. How can your friend think Wolverine could beat Thor.
#13 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mike10:
hes a fanboy
#14 Posted by RYU/BATMAN (388 posts) - - Show Bio

Excelsior! 

#15 Posted by Obtrusive (1644 posts) - - Show Bio

I like wolverine, and am usually on his side, but this is just ridiculous.

#16 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio
@Djokic43 said:
" your right, your friend is and idiot....nuff said.... "
#17 Posted by Mortein (2825 posts) - - Show Bio

my friend eats a glue 

#18 Posted by King Saturn (224025 posts) - - Show Bio
why is this here in the battle forums ?
#19 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio
@King Saturn:
it could loosely be considered thor vs wolverine but there are not total ass whoppin forums
#20 Posted by OhTru (1583 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:
" @Mike10: hes a fanboy "
 In his defense there's a lot of bad, contradictory writing floating around Marvelverse these past months
 
He might have picked up a Bendis PIS comic and got confused after Taskmaster beat down Thor
Then your friend started to think 'Wolerine can do that'
 
Tell him to order a copy of JMS Thor 
and he might finally understand Thor curb stomps Wolverine no mater what the situation
#21 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio
@OhTru:
slightly better than my idea of buying him a helmet for when hes in public
#22 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15258 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine probably smells terrible

#23 Posted by Zero8788 (23 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:
" @OhTru: slightly better than my idea of buying him a helmet for when hes in public "
Do both, just in case.