TMF is The Mother Fucker
No prep for Batman, 2 days prep for them.
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Who wins and why?
@jedixman: mother Russia threw a propane tank threw a windshield. Mother Russia has a big sword. Talia's little sword stabbed batman quite easily.
You mean the thing that Batman's gauntlets are specifically made to disarm and break?
A dagger is different than a sword. Anyone who understands weapons knows that. Daggers can fit through crevices that a sword cannot. Also, he did not see the attack coming. You're really going to use Talia as a combat feat? Also, Mother Russia's sword was a slashing / cutting weapon, not a stabbing weapon. Batman's armor can take slashes, not stabs - or at least not precise stabs. That's assuming that he doesn't just disarm her the second she swings.
We've seen him against sword users. He beat Ra's without much trouble, and he fought many of his ninjas.
Look, I know you like Hit-Girl. That has no place in an actual debate. Nobody in Kick-Ass can keep up with the Nolanverse.
@jedixman: Nobody in Kick-Ass can keep up with the Nolanverse.
That's bull poop. Your saying Hit-Girl couldn't beat "cat" burglar. Or that kick-ass couldnt own "Robin"?
Hit-Girl vs Catwoman is debatable. "Robin" held his own against Bane's thugs. Yes, he would beat Kick-Ass.
I like how you aren't even refuting what I said about Batman... or that you are going off topic.
@jedixman: Hit-Girl is a superfast shot, here she shoots 3 guys before they react, and sneaks a gun to a dudes face with out him noticing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gszJCfbYY4I
In this video it shows Hit-Girl dodge bullets point blank, make people shoot themselves, and own a crapload of people with insane speed and accuracy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBKyduk3RE
Hit-girl is more durable, faster, heavily more armed. And batman will hold back against a little girl. Hit-Girl wins. And Mother Russia was kidding around Hit-Girl.
In this fight shes been shot twice, her dad just died, and shes tired from the hallway fight but she still fights pretty decent against a very skilled "Real World" opponent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va6oQ_2-jh8
0:39 hows her accuracy with throwing knives, 1:25 She survives a point blank explosion and is thrown several feet into a big statue.,1:59 she kills a guy with his own finger,her jumping on to a van, dodgeing bullets point blank, kicks a guy hard enough to send him flying, and flips over to punch a guy in the face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UMbwxbgv8U&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww
@jedixman: off topic yes I know. But Robin only feats were like shooting two people. Kick ass has durability feats and fighting skills. I'll see later if I can put a decent argument up for mother Russia. I'm just on a phone at the moment.
Okay. Now let's see what happens when she fights somebody with the least bit of actual skill.
Oh, yeah. She gets owned.
Now, Batman against the man who trained him, and with more skill than the guy Hit-Girl lost to:
Batman vs 4 ninja soldiers, again - with swords
Batman takes out an entire SWAT squad while fighting Joker's men and protecting the hostages:
The only reason that the Joker gains an upper hand is because Batman was blinded.
Now, Batman vs Bane, round 2. Again, Batman is fighting somebody faster and stronger than anyone in Kick-Ass. Don't think he's strong? Ask the pillar at 2:25. Also, don't think Batman is durable? He's the guy who was taking those punches.
Speed and combat feats: easily takes out security guards, who have guns:
Yeah. Batman wins here; just the way it is.
@jedixman: @giantsfan576: have you seen kick ass two? Mother Russia is more than a match for batman,him winning would be due to his equipment not fighting skill. Look at the clip above of batman and banes fight you will see that batman displayed a fighting style similar to boxing which is inferior to hit girl or mother Russia. Hit girl after " last resort " would be nothing more than a blur to batman but look at her fight on to of the truck or against Mother Russia..... Lets give respect where it's due
@thanosii: Mother Russia was absolutely massacred by a fifteen year old, five foot girl on adrenaline. Everyone Mother Russia fought were completely taken by surprise or featless police officers. Batman's feats largely outweigh anything she's done.
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