Morlun vs Squirrel Girl

Morlun is sick of getting his butt kicked by Spider and Panthers so he decides he likes the taste of Squirrel. Morlun is well fed. No prep, they fight in times square.

Almost anybody vs Squirrel Girl is a Stomp.

@dccomicsrule2011: I figured that someone whose main power is to absorb her life force would be less of a stomp.

@venomyak said:

@dccomicsrule2011: I figured that someone whose main power is to absorb her life force would be less of a stomp.

Galactus can do the same thing But he still got his ass whooped.

@dccomicsrule2011 said:

@venomyak said:

@dccomicsrule2011: I figured that someone whose main power is to absorb her life force would be less of a stomp.

Galactus can do the same thing But he still got his ass whooped.

I second that. Squirrel girl is Stomp incarnate.

@Stompa:I didn't know she fought Galactus anybody got scans.

@venomyak:

@venomyak said:

@Stompa:I didn't know she fought Galactus anybody got scans.

Well i don´t have a Galactus scan but maybe a beating Thanos scan while give her som good reputation too.

I'll do something rare on the internet: act seriously.

Morlun dominates the on-going joke character in less than a minute.

There, I said it.

@k4tzm4n said:

I'll do something rare on the internet: act seriously.

Morlun dominates the on-going joke character in less than a minute.

There, I said it.

You ripped out my heart and throwed to the floor....thank you.

@Stompa: You'll thank me one day.

squirrel-girl is champion of marvel if not all comic-dom

Why can't they just erase Squirrel-Girl from the comic book universe. She is at least 100000000000000000000000000000000 times more annoying than Chuck Norris and "Than I took and arrow to the knee" memes.

@k4tzm4n said:

I'll do something rare on the internet: act seriously.

Morlun dominates the on-going joke character in less than a minute.

There, I said it.

QFT. Squirrel Girl is a chump.

I'm not fond of Squirrel Girl's consistent PIS.

Morlun stomps.