Me vs you(By the way,i work at the gym)

I own a gun. You lose.

I win.

I know this thread is a joke, but...
Juxtaposition logical fallacy.

Turns out you are just the janitor, beating you is easy peasy.

You lose.

*sigh*

Round 1 
 
FIGHT 
 
you get knocked out from an punch in the face. 
 
saiyan_earthling wins. PERFECT 
 
GAME OVER

Turns out you are just the janitor, beating you is easy peasy.

oh wow i thought this was a thread for You from tekichion IV versus Me daniels aka the scion of the deep water.

I am a rapist that got sentenced to jail for 6 hours because i raped 20 bears.
do you think you can take me on boy?

I am a rapist that got sentenced to jail for 6 hours because i raped 20 bears. do you think you can take me on boy?

Turns out you are just the janitor, beating you is easy peasy.

Rapier to the jugular FTW!  You lose.

@erik said:

Turns out you are just the janitor, beating you is easy peasy.

the janitor at my school is ripped and he was holding a lawn mower with one arm and like 5 rakes in the other. he could tear me in half by the asshole 

I have a rapier and I know how to use it (I'm serious).

Turns out you are just the janitor, beating you is easy peasy.

I carry a rape whistle. The cops will sort out the rest.

You get slapped and thrown on the corner. 
I keep my pimp hand strong.

@Blood_guts said:

@erik said:

Turns out you are just the janitor, beating you is easy peasy.

the janitor at my school is ripped and he was holding a lawn mower with one arm and like 5 rakes in the other. he could tear me in half by the asshole 

The janitor at my school had a learning disability, a hunchback and a club foot.

i know judo, Akihito, and Brazilian jiu jitsu, i think i can handle you :) and if not ill just shoot you with my 45  

You kick my ass because............................................................................I'm Batman.  And you finally show the world that Batman is overrated.

I own weapons.

I own a flail and I'm not afraid to use it

I think I could take you. I also work out but I don't need a silly gym membership to prove it. I'm about average height for a young man and can get up around 220 lbs. So that's about 50% of my body weight. And since I work in retail at a nice chain store and go to college I'm probably smarter than you so either way you lose Mr. gym meatball type guy I win. 

You people are so mean.

I'll at least wait for you to get the first hit before I lose it and go all Muay Boran.

I know Tae Kwon Do and some Karate and Mixed Martial Arts. I own a staff and know how to use it as well. I also know how to use a sword. Wish I had one. When I graduate College and everything I'm totally getting dual katanas.

Spite. I have class 100+ super strength, invulnerability, FTL speed reaction time and travel, matter manipulation, and the powers cosmic. I win via you breaking your fist upon my immaculately sculpted chest, and then transmuting you into low fat, delectably fresh tasting, vanilla yogurt which I take my time eating as I kick back and relax to the smooth, musical stylings of Mr. Marvin Gaye.

" I am a rapist that got sentenced to jail for 6 hours because i raped 20 bears. do you think you can take me on boy? "

not gonna lie...you'll probably beat me

I am  capo di tutti capi. You lose bro, you lose.

i know judo, Akihito, and Brazilian jiu jitsu, i think i can handle you :) and if not ill just shoot you with my 45  

I go nuts when angry, you loose

Shoryuken.

Still me...........

I win because I fight dirty

I would invite you to a nice hot coffee and show how bad violence is and what a better place our earth would be without it. Let´s call it a draw.