ME vs YOU

*No prep

*Bloodlusted

*Fight takes place on top of Mount Olympus

*Standard arsenal

WHO TAKES THE GOLD?

Me cause I fight dirty

@joshmightbe said:

Me cause I fight dirty

Me

I have the...

Strength of Mr Majestic

Speed of Flash

Telepath of Martain Manhunter

Weather control of Thor

Intellect of Thanos

Badassness of Black Adam

Emoness of Superboy Prime

Magic of Classic dr.strange

Funninest of Spiderman

Fighting Skills of Karate Kid

I..........CURBSTOMP

@jeanroygrant: I have all the power of Bugs Bunny at my disposal I am unbeatable

Me clearly as i'm still standing now & in the future which means u fall .

@joshmightbe said:

Me cause I fight dirty

Basically this.

EDIT: Just saw the "standard arsenal" part. So I get my rapier, making this a stomp.

@joshmightbe said:

@jeanroygrant: I have all the power of Bugs Bunny at my disposal I am unbeatable

@HellionVulcan said:

Me clearly as i'm still standing now & in the future which means u fall .

lol

I should win. I bite.

In this case I may want to bring a piece of rope so I can tie my dominant arm behind my back. That way you might stand a chance.

You in a stomp.

I'm more of a prep genius. My h2h skills are questionable. I should be a top tier MA, however most of my biggest wins come from sparring matches. So it's unknown how well I would do in a life or death struggle against a competent opponent. My standard equipment, a book and a laptop, may not help much here. I did take down a 300 pound guy when I was 12, but that has to be PIS.

You've got this one in the bag.

What can you do? I have a high pain tolerance and am highly durable.

@Void_Paladin said:

You in a stomp.

I'm more of a prep genius. My h2h skills are questionable. I should be a top tier MA, however most of my biggest wins come from sparring matches. So it's unknown how well I would do in a life or death struggle against a competent opponent. My standard equipment, a book and a laptop, may not help much here. I did take down a 300 pound guy when I was 12, but that has to be PIS.

You've got this one in the bag.

lmao

This battle isn't allowed. The real me is an anime character.

@JediXMan said:

@joshmightbe said:

Me cause I fight dirty

Basically this.

EDIT: Just saw the "standard arsenal" part. So I get my rapier, making this a stomp.

Rapier, eh? Nice to know I'm not the only "sword guy" .

Well I'm an Infantryman in the US. Army and I have access to weapons and ammo. I also have a large range of fighting styles. I win.

@Soulstealer said:

@JediXMan said:

@joshmightbe said:

Me cause I fight dirty

Basically this.

EDIT: Just saw the "standard arsenal" part. So I get my rapier, making this a stomp.

Rapier, eh? Nice to know I'm not the only "sword guy" .

Cool. I actually own/have access to a variety of bladed weapons, however they're not part of my standard equipment so I still get stomped.

I have a peper clip and a rubber band.

If MacGuiver has taught you anything, it's that those two things cannot be beaten.

I just had a 20 min conversation with blackagar boltagon... I think i can take you :P

@Void_Paladin said:

@Soulstealer said:

@JediXMan said:

@joshmightbe said:

Me cause I fight dirty

Basically this.

EDIT: Just saw the "standard arsenal" part. So I get my rapier, making this a stomp.

Rapier, eh? Nice to know I'm not the only "sword guy" .

Cool. I actually own/have access to a variety of bladed weapons, however they're not part of my standard equipment so I still get stomped.

Theoretically they should be a part of my standard gear; but alas society says otherwise and whom am I to disagree...you know except for a guy with a sword...

@nickzambuto So SSTWIBEMFF (Strength of Mr Majestic, Speed of Flash, Telepath of Martain Manhunter, Weather control of Thor, Intellect of Thanos, Badassness of Black Adam, Emoness of Superboy Prime, Magic of Classic dr.strange, Funninest of Spiderman, Fighting Skills of Karate Kid) is what you have. Is that it?

I on the other hand have: SMACKUDOWN (Strength of He-Man, Moves like Jagger, Abilities of Batman, Cunningness of a fox who graduated professor of cunning from cunning university, Karma coz what goes around will come around, Universe power of Captain Universe, Density of Osmium, Omnipathic skills of the Gamesmaster, Wizard abilites of Merlin and the Negation power of Leech)

My acronym is better than yours. I think I win :)

@Soulstealer: If you converted to the Viking religion you could claim carrying a sword was covered under religious freedom since that religion demanded you die with a sword in your hand and you can die at any given time so you're just being prepared

I'll divide you by zero and instantly win.

I win without fighting.

I'll beat the crap out of all these guy who commented here nuff said

You win.

you stomp

@eatmore_payless said:

I'll beat the crap out of all these guy who commented here nuff said

Here's something I posted back at another thread:

When attempting to engage in Hand to hand, I have had five years experience in Tae Kwon Do of RTMA and was trained in Aikido and Muay Thai. I also have great knowledge on pressure points and the human anatomy (Yeah I'm bragging now). I'm also 6'2, 186 lbs. I'll just simply stall off and play around and I'll also calm her down with my communication skills.

Add in the fact that I was placed first place in a National Tournament for my rank (I was a third degree Black Belt) and have won four trophies over four tournaments throughout the course of years.

Good luck.

I win with or without prep. The prep will only change the severity of your humiliation.

@PunkMastaFlex: Then you'll be a great for me buddy

@eatmore_payless said:

@PunkMastaFlex: Then you'll be a great for me buddy

Be a great what?

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@eatmore_payless said:

I'll beat the crap out of all these guy who commented here nuff said

Here's something I posted back at another thread:

When attempting to engage in Hand to hand, I have had five years experience in Tae Kwon Do of RTMA and was trained in Aikido and Muay Thai. I also have great knowledge on pressure points and the human anatomy (Yeah I'm bragging now). I'm also 6'2, 186 lbs. I'll just simply stall off and play around and I'll also calm her down with my communication skills.

Add in the fact that I was placed first place in a National Tournament for my rank (I was a third degree Black Belt) and have won four trophies over four tournaments throughout the course of years.

Good luck.

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@eatmore_payless said:

@PunkMastaFlex: Then you'll be a great for me buddy

Be a great what?

calm down, bra's

@spartan92 said:

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@eatmore_payless said:

I'll beat the crap out of all these guy who commented here nuff said

Here's something I posted back at another thread:

When attempting to engage in Hand to hand, I have had five years experience in Tae Kwon Do of RTMA and was trained in Aikido and Muay Thai. I also have great knowledge on pressure points and the human anatomy (Yeah I'm bragging now). I'm also 6'2, 186 lbs. I'll just simply stall off and play around and I'll also calm her down with my communication skills.

Add in the fact that I was placed first place in a National Tournament for my rank (I was a third degree Black Belt) and have won four trophies over four tournaments throughout the course of years.

Good luck.

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@eatmore_payless said:

@PunkMastaFlex: Then you'll be a great for me buddy

Be a great what?

calm down, bra's

I'm calm, simply just curious.

@PunkMastaFlex: be a great match for me xD FYI im just a red belter on TKD and 3 years in boxing, I never won any prize but I can give some martial artist guy a hell of a beating

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@spartan92 said:

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@eatmore_payless said:

I'll beat the crap out of all these guy who commented here nuff said

Here's something I posted back at another thread:

When attempting to engage in Hand to hand, I have had five years experience in Tae Kwon Do of RTMA and was trained in Aikido and Muay Thai. I also have great knowledge on pressure points and the human anatomy (Yeah I'm bragging now). I'm also 6'2, 186 lbs. I'll just simply stall off and play around and I'll also calm her down with my communication skills.

Add in the fact that I was placed first place in a National Tournament for my rank (I was a third degree Black Belt) and have won four trophies over four tournaments throughout the course of years.

Good luck.

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@eatmore_payless said:

@PunkMastaFlex: Then you'll be a great for me buddy

Be a great what?

calm down, bra's

I'm calm, simply just curious.

I said CALM DOWN, BRA !

Me. I get a shotgun.

@eatmore_payless said:

@PunkMastaFlex: be a great match for me xD FYI im just a red belter on TKD and 3 years in boxing, I never won any prize but I can give some martial artist guy a hell of a beating

I'm not some martial arts guy, I have won 1st place four times in the four tournaments I've participated in for my skill. Add in another fact that I learned Muai Thai and Aikido under my uncle (Whom apparently knows seven different types of martial arts) for self defense. Aikido is dangerous in its own right in a one v one but moreso when utilized properly by someone with fast reaction. Muai Thai enables very dangerous blows (I can shatter someones' bones with an unrestrained kick or even my middle phalanx to the temple of the skull) that has been banned from competitions. I've also been placed in actual fights (Not sparring) to maximize my potential and to actually incorporate what I've learned into a fight to lock it into muscle memory and to actually learn the timing to actually land specific attacks (Pressure point attacks are hard to land without being placed in an actual fight but once learned, it's deadly).

@PunkMastaFlex: i know someone at work who does muai thai, his younger brother is one of the best in britain and has been to thailand to compete.

@spartan92 said:

@PunkMastaFlex: i know someone at work who does muai thai, his younger brother is one of the best in britain and has been to thailand to compete.

Nice.

I have heart of the universe I can stomp all of you at the same time.

I win nothing or no one can beat me.

I have feats.

I win.

@Decoy Elite said:

I have feats.

I win.

I have feats too. Let's work together.

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@Decoy Elite said:

I have feats.

I win.

I have feats too. Let's work together.

I've got two that I can remember off the top of my head.

1. Durability feat of surviving a trampling from several ball ends of ball and chains.

2. Power feat of one shotting a pony with a eye laser blast.

@Decoy Elite said:

@PunkMastaFlex said:

@Decoy Elite said:

I have feats.

I win.

I have feats too. Let's work together.

I've got two that I can remember off the top of my head.

1. Durability feat of surviving a trampling from several ball ends of ball and chains.

2. Power feat of one shotting a pony with a eye laser blast.

I have a lot. Second page of thread. :P

Ends in sex ;)

@PunkMastaFlex: Please, I can get scans and MA doesn't matter when you can't hurt your opponent. :P

@Decoy Elite:

Scans of trophies? :P

A good pressure point strike to the xiphoid process of a sternum would suffice :P

I have swords and i'm not sure how to use them!

You people fail to realize that I could just shoot all y'all, thus I win.