MCU Thor vs FOX Storm, Iceman and Bishop

Thor is sitting at the local pub drinking with Jane telling her about his fight with MOS Superman and how he punched him so hard that it knocked out Nolan Batman 30 miles away when he hears screaming outside and rushes to see what happened. Apparently Loki has brainwashed Storm, Bishop and Iceman and they have been terrorizing the city. Thor says nay fools taking a swig of his Yuengling and heads out to meet the enemy.

Location - Where Nolan Batman nearly lost to 3 dogs

Everyone is blood lusted

Thor is not drunk but realizes he should have peed before leaving

Winner by death

Wow. Someone dislikes the DCCU. I'd say Thor one shots them all. Takes a pee. Then carries on telling jane about that story where superman knocked him out making Nolan batman fly back a few feet

@redatom1234: @m_man: @leo-343: You guys don't think Bishop could absord any blows?

Storm's team wins.

MCU Team win. Thor has taken more damage than anything Team X Men can dish out. He only needs to hit them once to KO>

Thor.

Would be interesting if Bishop were able to redirect his attacks, though.

I fail. I made this thread thinking Bishop absords blows but thats Shaw.

Thor.

@redatom1234: Thor would never lie to Jane like that

@mtuske: lol. Of course he wouldn't. I'm actually not too sure but I don't bet on bishop taking hits, the energy ones were the only ones shown to charge him up

Thor one shots them all.

thor