Master Chief vs. War Machine

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Location: Dessert

Usual weapons

been done

Rhodey curbstomps

War Machine punches Chiefs head off

@king-jagi said:

War Machine punches Chiefs head off

Master Chief smashes his head into the floor and he cleans the mess up later.

@spinjitsugod: The only one who's getting smashed is Master Chief, unless you can prove it

war machine was losing to a guy on steriods. war machine is below human level. master chief was flipping tanks so war machine is just a warm up. rod loses so badly to the point were it's not even funny any more.

@spinjitsugod: Flipping a tank, really? is that it? War Machine can pick a tank up with one hand, hell make it three tanks well juggling them.

Human-level? I'm going to start laughing, War Machine suit can smash for a mountain, can Master Chief do that, no.

If you're comparing MCU to Comics then you're dumb than I thought, because that's not the version I'm talking about pal

war machine is athlete level at best. dude was getting embarrassed by a guy with a shield. master basically does the same thing that cap did to war but even worse lol.

@spinjitsugod: This downplay of War Machine you're doing is making me laugh even more, what level is he going to be on next, dirt level or wind level, I know which level of these two are on in Master Chief is not even close dip shit.

Yes Master Chief is on Captain America's level but that's it, and the only reason why he beat Tony is because of his Indestructible shield, and Master Chief doesn't have one of those.

Talk to me when you have a better excuse why Master Chief wins instead of this downplay your doing, better yet read a Comic Book.

cap didn't even use his shield against him and he got wiped lol.

master chief would wipe his ass with his metal suit Lmao. master solos the mcu verse

^ Yeah, I knew I was talking to a little kid, but should I be surprised with a Ninjago picture he has ^

its just a pfp dude stop crying about it.

@spinjitsugod: Bro you haven't even proven nothing, all I'm hearing is words not proof, if you're not going to do that then fuck off out of here, we have enough dickheads on this website as it is.

War Machine absolutely claps MC.

just shut up and cry about it. I don't care and I don't have to prove anything. Lmao why are you so mad lol. master chief would scrub his ass with his metal suit then clean it up with war machines face later on. You seem upset.

@spinjitsugod: You're still carrying on?

Lmao says the guy who just replied to me after I commented lol. Go cry in your corner and stay irrelevant. MCU fans acting like a different breed lol.😐

@spinjitsugod: Because you won't stop talking to me, SO STOP TALKING TO ME DUMBASS

Chief takes it solidly, imo.

>Chief grapples Rhodey when he gets close like he's a Covenant ghost (nothing Rhodey has [missiles, 21st century minigun, etc] can pierce the Mjolnir armor)

>Chief shoves one of his two 26th century grenades somewhere where they stay put

>Chief disembarks to watch the fireworks

This is really how I see it going down, and only one of the ways Chief could end this fight with even his basic gear.

Language

War Machine.