#1 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12238 posts) - - Show Bio

Current versions of both,Deadpool has all standard gear.Master chief has a assault rifle,frags,magnum,shotgun,and combat machete.
battle is on the Brooklyn Bridge,each starts at opposite sides of the bridge.Deadpool has a motor cycle,Chief has a Mongoose.
 

#2 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool's not getting through MC's shield. MC won't be able to kill DP, but I think he has the strength and weapons to KO Deadpool.

#3 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12238 posts) - - Show Bio
@Decoy Elite: why can't he get through the shields?
#4 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@MarvelJackAss433 said:
" @Decoy Elite: why can't he get through the shields? "
His weapons aren't nearly strong enough.
#5 Edited by MarvelJackAss433 (12238 posts) - - Show Bio
@Decoy Elite: Smgs,explosives,and pistols can't get through his shields?aren't  his shields made so bullets do more damage?
#6 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@MarvelJackAss433 said:
" @Decoy Elite: Smgs,explosives,and pistols can't get through his shields?aren't  his shields made so bullets do more damage? "
Actually plasma does the most damage to MC's shields. It takes a lot of bullets to penetrate MC's shields (an  entire AR clip) and MC is fast enough to dodge most of Deadpool's shots. He can also dodge most explosives.
#7 Posted by NickA (2216 posts) - - Show Bio
@MarvelJackAss433:
only 22th century weapons and plasma will do damage against MC's Shields 
Deadpool gets one shotted
#8 Posted by Edamame (27894 posts) - - Show Bio
@NickA said:
" @MarvelJackAss433: only 22th century weapons and plasma will do damage against MC's Shields Deadpool gets one shotted "
And Deadpool would just heal from all of Master Chief's attacks.
#9 Posted by NickA (2216 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame:
Master Chief will punch his head off
#10 Posted by k4tzm4n (36126 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool is honestly outclassed here.
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#11 Posted by Chaos Burn (1772 posts) - - Show Bio

spartan lazer ownz deadpool

#12 Posted by Edamame (27894 posts) - - Show Bio
@NickA said:
" @Edamame: Master Chief will punch his head off "
And he will regenerate a new head. LOL
#13 Posted by k4tzm4n (36126 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame:
Him having his head punched off is just ridiculous, LOL.  Deadpool will still be eliminated via incapacitation or KO before he can hope to inflict any significant damage on MC.
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#14 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool cant win this

#15 Posted by Edamame (27894 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:

" @Edamame: Him having his head punched off is just ridiculous, LOL.  Deadpool will still be eliminated via incapacitation or KO before he can hope to inflict any significant damage on MC. "

LOL. I never said that his head would get punched off.. Are you referring to NickA's post? LMAO.
 
What weapon does Master Chief have that will KO Deadpool? According to the OP, Master Chief has "an assault rifle,frags,magnum,shotgun,and combat machete."
#16 Posted by k4tzm4n (36126 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame:
Yeah, it's just a very flawed statement haha.  I don't see why any of those wouldn't be able to incapacitate Wade.  He's incapacitated himself with a grenade before, an assault rifle/magnum/shotgun can drop him with well placed shots, and the machete wouldn't be of much use for stabbing (IE if Chief were to stab the stomach / chest region), but he could certainly remove a limb or two with it, haha.
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#17 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" @Edamame: Yeah, it's just a very flawed statement haha.  I don't see why any of those wouldn't be able to incapacitate Wade.  He's incapacitated himself with a grenade before, an assault rifle/magnum/shotgun can drop him with well placed shots, and the machete wouldn't be of much use for stabbing (IE if Chief were to stab the stomach / chest region), but he could certainly remove a limb or two with it, haha. "
didnt Deadpool KO'ed himself with a gun?
#18 Posted by k4tzm4n (36126 posts) - - Show Bio
@Matezoide said:
" @k4tzm4n said:
" @Edamame: Yeah, it's just a very flawed statement haha.  I don't see why any of those wouldn't be able to incapacitate Wade.  He's incapacitated himself with a grenade before, an assault rifle/magnum/shotgun can drop him with well placed shots, and the machete wouldn't be of much use for stabbing (IE if Chief were to stab the stomach / chest region), but he could certainly remove a limb or two with it, haha. "
didnt Deadpool KO'ed himself with a gun? "

Yeah....*sigh*.  Are you talking about the recent incident where Deadpool was so bored he decided to shoot himself in the brain? lol
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#19 Posted by Edamame (27894 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" @Edamame: Yeah, it's just a very flawed statement haha.  I don't see why any of those wouldn't be able to incapacitate Wade.  He's incapacitated himself with a grenade before, an assault rifle/magnum/shotgun can drop him with well placed shots, and the machete wouldn't be of much use for stabbing (IE if Chief were to stab the stomach / chest region), but he could certainly remove a limb or two with it, haha. "
I forgot how easy it is to KO Deadpool.
#20 Posted by k4tzm4n (36126 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame:
It isn't easy (unless you're being sarcastic, lol).  He's withstood a large amount of physical trauma before dropping, but a bullet to the head will down him just like anyone else.  To the chest and other regions, though? A single low caliber bullet isn't going to do much at all...But Chief is packing multiple high powered firearms with multiple clips.  Throw in his training, enhanced attributes, and  futuristic armor /additional tech, and Deadpool is simply outclassed.
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#21 Edited by Edamame (27894 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:

" @Edamame: It isn't easy (unless you're being sarcastic, lol).  He's withstood a large amount of physical trauma before dropping, but a bullet to the head will down him just like anyone else.  To the chest and other regions, though? A single low caliber bullet isn't going to do much at all...But Chief is packing multiple high powered firearms with multiple clips.  Throw in his training, enhanced attributes, and  futuristic armor /additional tech, and Deadpool is simply outclassed. "

Ja!
#22 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12238 posts) - - Show Bio
@Chaos Burn: he does not have the laser
#23 Posted by spystreak (2063 posts) - - Show Bio
@NickA said:
"@Edamame: Master Chief will punch his head off "

that won't kill him try again
#24 Posted by k4tzm4n (36126 posts) - - Show Bio
@spystreak said:
"@NickA said:
"@Edamame: Master Chief will punch his head off "
that won't kill him try again "

You don't NEED to kill him.  Putting Deadpool in a "fight to the death" since he can't die.
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#25 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
@spystreak said:
" @NickA said:
"@Edamame: Master Chief will punch his head off "
that won't kill him try again "
why the hell is it so hard for people undestand that KO = WIN?!
#26 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12238 posts) - - Show Bio
@Matezoide: i know right?
#27 Edited by MarvelJackAss433 (12238 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame said:


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@Edamame: delete that or i'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.
#28 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
@MarvelJackAss433 said:
" @Matezoide: i know right? "
yeah,i mean every Deadpool,Wolverine,X-23,etc... fight has the same BS ``ho,he cant die,so he wins lolz`` or end the post with a `` he loses,but if it were to death.....``
#29 Posted by Edamame (27894 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" @spystreak said:
"@NickA said:
"@Edamame: Master Chief will punch his head off "
that won't kill him try again "
You don't NEED to kill him.  Putting Deadpool in a "fight to the death" since he can't die. "
The writers can kill him.
#30 Edited by NickA (2216 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame:
Didnt he have his head cut off and Black Widow had to sew it on for him or something along those lines
#31 Posted by NickA (2216 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n:
False 
If a machete touches Master Chief it will break in half 
#32 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@NickA said:
" @k4tzm4n: False If a machete touches Master Chief it will break in half  "
Actually he'd only break it if he grabs it too hard, which is highly unlikely. Master Chief is a lot more experienced with his armor than he used to be so he's probably not going to break everything he touches.
#33 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:
" Deadpool is honestly outclassed here. "
#34 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12238 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool gets his tele-belt

#35 Posted by BrandonWheeler (17 posts) - - Show Bio

master chief beats deadpool but he puts up a good fight

#36 Posted by FLCL1 (9580 posts) - - Show Bio
@MarvelJackAss433: deadpool gets knocked out
#37 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

Master chief wins, he is a 1 man army in a league of he's own. 

#38 Posted by the darknessss (2750 posts) - - Show Bio
@NickA said:
"@MarvelJackAss433: only 22th century weapons and plasma will do damage against MC's Shields Deadpool gets one shotted "
#39 Posted by Fortanono (4889 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool.

#40 Posted by Dark Zoom (2333 posts) - - Show Bio
@Fortanono said:
" Deadpool. "
Nope, john wins this
#41 Posted by SilverGalford (3260 posts) - - Show Bio

how can MC get through the healing factor?
#42 Posted by Matezoide2 (15994 posts) - - Show Bio
@SilverGalford said:
" how can MC get through the healing factor? "
tearing off Deadpool's head works