#1 Posted by Harryman (314 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass finds himself homeless, penniless, and his hero attire is rugged in Marvel 616 NYC. In order to earn a few bucks, he grabs his batons and comes across Mary Jane Watson intending on robbing her.

Who wins?

Morals off.

#2 Posted by Owie (3298 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass gets the money.  Mary Jane is no push-over, but Kick-Ass can take her down.

#3 Posted by Vouile (678 posts) - - Show Bio

@Owie said:

Kick-Ass gets the money. Mary Jane is no push-over, but Kick-Ass can take her down.

Agreed. Kick-Ass breaks her neck and an angry Spider-man comes to...save the day. :D

Vouile

#4 Posted by N0tS0An0nym0us (907 posts) - - Show Bio

Mary Jane decides to carry a gun on her that night.....

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#5 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

This battle proves how bad Kick-Ass is.

#6 Posted by bgibs13390 (778 posts) - - Show Bio

MJ calls peter and kick ass gets killed

#7 Posted by shockers (53 posts) - - Show Bio

@Owie said:

Kick-Ass gets the money. Mary Jane is no push-over, but Kick-Ass can take her down.
THIS
#8 Posted by NeonGameWave (7205 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1: Kick-Ass would win, no doubt

Round 2: MJ tells Spiderman, and Kick-Ass dies horribly.