#1 Posted by Iron Apollo (2199 posts) - - Show Bio

I havn't read a Wizard in forever, found this on their site, don't know who has seen it, but its godd stuff so I had to post it.

A flash of light, the sizzle of scorched ozone and all the female heroes of the Marvel and DC Universes find themselves face to face with one thought burning brightly in their minds: FIGHT! Wonder Woman leads the charge, barreling through Rogue and Warbird before being locked in battle with an enraged She-Hulk. Elektra makes short work of the Huntress and Black Canary before being fought to a standstill by Batgirl. The temperature begins to climb on the battlefield, but the women—costumes pasted to their tight superheroine bodies with sweat—carry on.

Starfire slips into her berserker warrior mode, cutting low the Scarlet Witch and Storm before meeting her match in the Invisible Woman. With costumes torn and tattered, the battle rages. Jean Grey feels the Phoenix Force begin to build and welcomes it, rebuffing the combined attacks of Power Girl, Mary Marvel and Hawkgirl. Star vs. Spider-Girl! Jade vs. the Wasp! White Queen vs. Saturn Girl! The Marvel heroines— bosoms heaving, bodies exhausted, their powers nearly depleted—look to even the odds by bogging down DC’s speedsters, and strategically move the battlefield to a large kiddie pool filled with butterscotch pudding. Black Cat pulls at Wonder Girl’s hair, Mystique slaps Harley Quinn and Black Widow tackles Poison Ivy, pinning her to the floor.

“Not too shabby, eh?” asks the Watcher, giving Superman a nudge as they both peer through his “What If?” portal of infinite possibilities. “You kiddin’?” smiles the Kryptonian, downing another handful of delectably sweet Orville Reddenbacher Kettle Corn. “This kicks X-ray vision’s ass!”

Winner: Uatu & Kal

Who would you say wins, really, if they fought? lol
Post Edited:2007-06-29 04:02:35

#2 Posted by vesavius (44 posts) - - Show Bio

Last ones standing has gotta be the Kryptonians, Power Girl and Super Girl, right? Noone else here can even touch them...

Hrm.. just thought tho... Rogue absorbs Power Girls, erm, powers... assuming if she could even touch Karen that is.

Only other consideration I can see if if Jean Grey went Pheonix on us she would own all.

#3 Posted by Cosmic Sentinel (3749 posts) - - Show Bio

Who would win? Me, as I have the television rights.

#4 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio

2 words: Product Placement.

and...

I love how in the image Stargirl is attacking Invisible Woman... ah impetuous youth.

Based solely upon who's in the picture I have to give it to... Invisible Woman.

I think Power Girl would quickly become to dangerous and a group of Marvel ladies would eventually get her onto her back... The Supergirl pictured isn't Kara Zor-El it's Linda Danvers... Storm could take her out.

Susan Richards has the power and experience to crawl out of that battle exhausted... the winner.

#5 Posted by Darkchild (41469 posts) - - Show Bio

i dont know why but that pic just makes me think dirty thoughts

DC vs Marvel naked

ok im sry

#6 Posted by Iron Apollo (2199 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkchild says:

"i dont know why but that pic just makes me think dirty thoughtsDC vs Marvel nakedok im sry "

Cause your a dude.

#7 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Does it really matter? I think we all win.

#8 Posted by Iron Apollo (2199 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Does it really matter? I think we all win."

do any of the battle really matter, and yes if there was a battle that really mattered it would be this one, espacially if there was butterscotch pudding.

#9 Posted by Darkchild (41469 posts) - - Show Bio

i knwo im a dude but their comics i feel dirty hahaha dirty i lov e that word

#10 Posted by acewasp23 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

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#11 Posted by Final Arrow (24388 posts) - - Show Bio

All im saying is mix that fight with a pool and jelly and im buying a ticket .

#12 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Sigh... does anyone really care about DC? Sad Sad World. Pheonix wins.

#13 Posted by Final Arrow (24388 posts) - - Show Bio

Scarlet witch, Just makes it never happen and sit down to a coffe

#14 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Dark Arrow says:

"All im saying is mix that fight with a pool and jelly and im buying a ticket ."

We usually argue, but I agree completely.

#15 Posted by Starleafgirl (1435 posts) - - Show Bio

:P

#16 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

Dark Arrow says:

"Scarlet witch, Just makes it never happen and sit down to a coffe"
Yeah if she wanted to ruin it for us.:(
#17 Posted by Starleafgirl (1435 posts) - - Show Bio

Sickos.

#18 Posted by Switch (4527 posts) - - Show Bio

Powned

#19 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - - Show Bio

OMG that's funny. Wow, amazing.

#20 Posted by Forever (4332 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I guess that counts Elektra out.

#21 Posted by Iron Apollo (2199 posts) - - Show Bio

Starleafgirl says:

"Sickos.
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lol

#22 Posted by STORMMistressOfTheElements (7 posts) - - Show Bio

STORM can beat WW so she could beat krpytoniteans so she solos and if not Jean goes PHOENIX

#23 Posted by torzone (423 posts) - - Show Bio

Marvel Girls

#24 Edited by XLR87T3 (3042 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-woman solos!

#25 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

Why isn't Black Cat fighting Catwoman... weird.