Mario VS Robot Unicorn Attack

so who would win? mario or robot unicorn atack? 
 
 
don't know robot unicron? 
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html     
 
 
 

I don't think Mario's mind can handle all the 'flare'...

 yea i say robot unicorn wins.