maggie(simpsons) vs stewie - Battles

#1 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

i think maggie because shes done some unexpected things in the series like knowing how to use a sniper with precise accuracy and look at her stewie will take her for granted.

#2 Posted by Gambler (80655 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Stewie easy, Maggie doesn't even have an inner monologue.

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#3 Posted by Bueteka (276 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Stewie

#4 Posted by Bender (26 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

A baby that can't even walk vs an evil genious?

Right..

Stewie wins this.

#5 Posted by GambitO (980 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

#6 Posted by Maxim (330 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Maggie is an expert with a rifle, and is secretly a blood-thristy alien.

I'll say Maggie.

#7 Posted by GambitO (980 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

#8 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Looks at watch

#9 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

seriously think about she shoot mr burns and made it look like an accident and also like i said stewie will take her for granted.

#10 Posted by Mortal Kombat (162 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I think it's because she was an alien who could chuck around Homer with one tentacle. I know it's not canon, but almost every single Family Guy episode isn't canon either, except for the boat ones and the one's that had to be continued.

#11 Posted by vegeta (4903 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

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#12 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

hey can someone tell me how to put pictures on a battle cuz im a noob.

#13 Posted by Mortal Kombat (162 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Looks at watch again

#14 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Like average babies, Maggie is impressionable and easily influenced by what she sees around her. She once hit Homer on the head with a mallet, shot a suction dart at his picture, and brandished a broken bottle in The Simpsons Movie, as well as a pencil in imitation of Itchy and Scratchy. Despite her age, Maggie is a formidable marksman, as seen in Who Shot Mr. Burns? and Papa's Got a Brand New Badge, where she is able to shoot a whole mob of gangsters with a rifle.

#15 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6476 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

BIONIC HERO says:

"hey can someone tell me how to put pictures on a battle cuz im a noob."

The easiest way I know of is to upload the pic from your computer to the web abd then post the embed coding on the page.

#16 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

BIONIC HERO says:

"hey can someone tell me how to put pictures on a battle cuz im a noob."

Just right click the image, left click "properties" and copy the url

#17 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

okay then what e.chaos i paste it somewhere ?

#18 Posted by swilde (1 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago - Show Bio

Okay so I've had this discussing with stoners, alcoholics, professors, and just about every other walk of life that watches both. So here is in my opinion the best argument for the age o' question.

Stewie's best pro argument: Stewie's classic archetype of super mad-evil genius gives him the ability to alter the Space Time Continuum thus altering the fabric of Reality (I.E. the Q, the Force, etc...)

Stewie's best con argument: Stewie is also prevy to all the pittfalls of said archetype and then some. The short-list; megolomania, multiple sexuality issues, and not to mention nihilistic self-defeating complex. These pittfalls inevidibily lead to W.E.Cyotote syndrome (thus making Lois his Road Runner)

Maggie's best pro argument: Maggie blatantily has supernatural assasin abilities and the true killer instinct to match (I.E. Hanniabal Lector);however, she also possess the Superman gift (by which the collective will of the universe will not let the character perish for good).

Maggie's best con agrument: Maggie's suffers from developemental and social interaction issues. While it is clear that they do not affect her intellect, they do effect her judgement. These issues allow for chemical dependency, brainwashing, uncontrolable rage, and various other illicit activities. Her negative traits would allow her to be corrupted and loose focus (I.E. turned to the Dark Side).

So with this said, I feel it would come down to an Old West high noon stand off of the quick and the dead. Yes, Stewie will cheat, but Maggie will plan for it. This will then turn into a Standoff where Marge and Lois come in to take both babies off to naps. lol