Lucifer Morningstar vs John Constantine. Please read the OP.

They meet in a pub.

Lucifer is sick and tired with reality, John is pissed he can not smoke in pubs anymore without resorting to hypnotism.

What will come out of this conversation?

Please indulge me and show me your imagination, viners.

Lucifer in a megamassive stomp

Why would Lucifer even talk to such an inferior being?!?!?! lol

@justleader: You did not read the OP did you?

This is not at all about fistycuffs, it's all about the way they see the World.

@emad_ishtiaque: Oh, well, because he's the Constantine? Who could resist his little b'stard, after all he tricked the Devil.

constantines only chance is to find some crazy artifact in the house of mystery that has the power of the source, but that is probably his only chance.