Lord Voldemort vs. Spiderman

"1st: i had to google  Lord Voldemort... next time... put a pic... or put AKA the bad guy of Harry Potter (*laughs*)... 
 
2nd: Supes will win... Fanboys/Fanatics wont let Superman Die/Lose... even if u come up with a reasonable story to how superman dies/loses... it will always be... No Superman is too strong for that or some other BS  like BAtman VS (Blank Man)... they'll jus say... NO batman is too smart for that... So why bother asking  hehehehehehe "

this will not end well

" @Xan said:

" @Yung ANcient One said:

"1st: i had to google  Lord Voldemort... next time... put a pic... or put AKA the bad guy of Harry Potter (*laughs*)... 
 
2nd: Supes will win... Fanboys/Fanatics wont let Superman Die/Lose... even if u come up with a reasonable story to how superman dies/loses... it will always be... No Superman is too strong for that or some other BS  like BAtman VS (Blank Man)... they'll jus say... NO batman is too smart for that... So why bother asking  hehehehehehe "

 Are you stupid ?  1st-i hate Harry Potter to some extend and even i know who that guy is by the tittle alone.2nt-This is SPIDERMAN not SUPERMAN. The rest of you "mumbo jumbo" about Superman is unrelevant.    "

and i think u mean... "Irrelevant"... cuz i dont think Unrelavant is a word... "

"Spider-Man takes Voldy's wand in the opening seconds of the fight, and Voldemort's inherent weakness as a combatant is revealed. He has some powerful magic backing him in the books, but in a straight fight with no prep to cast protective spells on himself, Voldemort is getting knocked out by Spider-Man. Even with the wand in play, Spider-Man is way too fast to get tagged by a spell, even without his spider-sense. Harry Potter dodged those things regularly, and he was a teenager, not even in his physical prime. Voldemort mostly has his lackeys do the fighting. The most impressive person he ever killed was Snape, and even then he let the snake do it (Snape hardly resisted at all). He sent a child to kill Dumbledore. Voldemort wouldn't even make the cut at Sinister Six tryouts. Dumbledore was how old? He still had faster reflexes than Voldemort in a brand new body. The guy is a chump.     "

 Voldemort sucks!

@Korg said:

Spider-Man takes Voldy's wand in the opening seconds of the fight, and Voldemort's inherent weakness as a combatant is revealed. He has some powerful magic backing him in the books, but in a straight fight with no prep to cast protective spells on himself, Voldemort is getting knocked out by Spider-Man. Even with the wand in play, Spider-Man is way too fast to get tagged by a spell, even without his spider-sense. Harry Potter dodged those things regularly, and he was a teenager, not even in his physical prime. Voldemort mostly has his lackeys do the fighting. The most impressive person he ever killed was Snape, and even then he let the snake do it (Snape hardly resisted at all). He sent a child to kill Dumbledore. Voldemort wouldn't even make the cut at Sinister Six tryouts. Dumbledore was how old? He still had faster reflexes than Voldemort in a brand new body. The guy is a chump.

I also had to reply when I saw this innacuracy. Voldemort can do wandless magic, he has blown fire out of his mouth and created a fire snake without speaking (FiendFyre) and Spiderman has NO defense against that, Voldemort has also took Harry's wand with a gesture, WITHOUT a wand. Oi oi oi! Also, he can just point his wand at Spiderman and do a mental assault on him and turn him into a puppet. Also, Dumbledore was the most powerful wizard ever at that point, Voldemort was second to him. If he would have went to kill Voldemort it would have ended in another stalemate. Dumbledore's age does nothing, this is a weakened Dumbledore:

So, basically Dumbledore was strong no matter what his age had to do with it.

Oi, here's this teenage boy thing again. After Voldemort, Harry Potter became the most powerful wizard. I mean he resisted Avada Kedavra, the most powerful curse EVER, the undodgable UNBLOCKABLE curse! He also became the Master of death after the three Deathly Hallows. Oy vey your ignorance has a stench, doesn't it?

@Fortified_Hooligan_

Spiderman should be able to dodge most the attacks of Voldemort. If he eventually does get tagged by a voldemort energy projection spell, he could be killed by it. Aadra Kadavera should be able to one-shot spiderman at any time. So far as i have seen, there is nothing to dodge in that attack. It just is cast on the person who is going to die.

I doubt Spiderman could dodge a possession/mental assault by Legilimency or Occulmency.

Spiderman couldn't dodge the Imperuis Curse either.

How good is Voldemort's defense from physical violence? He can counter magical projectiles and spells, but if he gets punched in the face, even by a regular guy, would he get knocked out?

Voldemort, like any other guy, can duck. He can also teleport at thought before he's punched. Don't worry, Voldemort has better reaction speeds to a normal guy.

Spiderman stands a fairly good chance of closing to melee range, at which point Voldemort would be completely out of his element, and unable to compete.

Voldemort can create a ball of fire, through Wand or Wandless magic, form it around him and then create an expanding ring of it. This would push Spider-man back and possibly burn him. Once he's burned Voldemort points his wand at him and does the Imperius curse on Spider-man and then DOMINATES him, does anything to him. He can make him stop breathing, make his eyes pop out, make his body explode, fill his body with fire, etc.

His only chance in that instance is to have some kind of magical spell for protection, or to pull off Avadra Kadavera.

Once again, Imperius curse or wandless magic should do it.

If voldemort started the fight with lethal intentions he should be able to one-shot spiderman, if he messes around he is getting K.O.ed.

Or the Imperius.

@UltraSuperTrooper said:

Spidey wins

Here's how the battle goes down.

Spider-man: Im going to kill you no-nose!

Voldemort: imperio!

Spiderman: *Gets under a trance and is dominated by voldemort's spell*

@Kingjohnrocks said:

@Fortified_Hooligan_

Spiderman should be able to dodge most the attacks of Voldemort. If he eventually does get tagged by a voldemort energy projection spell, he could be killed by it. Aadra Kadavera should be able to one-shot spiderman at any time. So far as i have seen, there is nothing to dodge in that attack. It just is cast on the person who is going to die.

I doubt Spiderman could dodge a possession/mental assault by Legilimency or Occulmency.

Spiderman couldn't dodge the Imperuis Curse either.

How good is Voldemort's defense from physical violence? He can counter magical projectiles and spells, but if he gets punched in the face, even by a regular guy, would he get knocked out?

Voldemort, like any other guy, can duck. He can also teleport at thought before he's punched. Don't worry, Voldemort has better reaction speeds to a normal guy.

Spiderman stands a fairly good chance of closing to melee range, at which point Voldemort would be completely out of his element, and unable to compete.

Voldemort can create a ball of fire, through Wand or Wandless magic, form it around him and then create an expanding ring of it. This would push Spider-man back and possibly burn him. Once he's burned Voldemort points his wand at him and does the Imperius curse on Spider-man and then DOMINATES him, does anything to him. He can make him stop breathing, make his eyes pop out, make his body explode, fill his body with fire, etc.

His only chance in that instance is to have some kind of magical spell for protection, or to pull off Avadra Kadavera.

Once again, Imperius curse or wandless magic should do it.

If voldemort started the fight with lethal intentions he should be able to one-shot spiderman, if he messes around he is getting K.O.ed.

Or the Imperius.

"I doubt Spiderman could dodge a possession/mental assault by Legilimency or Occulmency."

Spider sense warns Spider-Man of ALL danger. How would he not be able to avoid this?

"Spiderman couldn't dodge the Imperuis Curse either"

Speculation with no evidence.

"Voldemort can create a ball of fire, through Wand or Wandless magic, form it around him and then create an expanding ring of it. This would push Spider-man back and possibly burn him"

Again, Spider Sense. He would be able to dodge the fire snake.

"Once again, Imperius curse or wandless magic should do it."

Once again, Spider Sense should do it.

Spider-Man is much faster and stronger than a normal human. As far as I have seen, wizards don't have durability or reflexes faster than possibly peak human. I have read all the HP books and read all the movies and I just don't see how Spider-Man isn't wrecking this.

@Alexman113

Spider sense warns Spider-Man of ALL danger. How would he not be able to avoid this?

You don't even have to talk to do a mental assault. Just point your wand (as that's what the spell requires) Voldemort possessed someone from afar before and didn't speak a word. So if he can point his wand and take control of your mind and body, or do it from afar, how will Spider-man resist that? Show me feats of Spiderman resisting Mind Control then we'll talk.

Speculation with no evidence.

Show me someone dodging Imperius. Harry resisted it successfully, but then again he was the most powerful Wizard after Dumbledore, I say this because he became Master death after all 3 of the Deathly Hallows.

Again, Spider Sense. He would be able to dodge the fire snake.

How wouldn't it distract Spiderman? The snake can spit out fire and follow him. Dumbledore was able to wish his wand and do a few tricks to successfully destroy/defend against it. But Spider-man has no magic and any web would burn if he shot one at the Fire Snake. Not speculation.

Once again, Spider Sense should do it.

It's a mental assault. Like Legilimency which Voldemort could use, it's a mental assault he doesn't even have to utter it.

Spider-Man is much faster and stronger than a normal human. As far as I have seen, wizards don't have durability or reflexes faster than possibly peak human. I have read all the HP books and read all the movies and I just don't see how Spider-Man isn't wrecking this.

Much stronger and faster..And? Show me him resisting telepathic assault, Mind control, mental assault, a killing curse, a fire worm, and then we'll talk.

I doubt you've read all the books, I think people just can't stop being fanboys and hate Voldemort.

@Kingjohnrocks

@Alexman113

You don't even have to talk to do a mental assault. Just point your wand (as that's what the spell requires) Voldemort possessed someone from afar before and didn't speak a word. So if he can point his wand and take control of your mind and body, or do it from afar, how will Spider-man resist that? Show me feats of Spiderman resisting Mind Control then we'll talk.

Talking or no talking, Spider sense will warn Spider-Man. It is his direct link to the web of life as the avatar of the spider which grants him precognition. Who did Voldemort posses from afar that did not require line of sight?

Show me someone dodging Imperius. Harry resisted it successfully, but then again he was the most powerful Wizard after Dumbledore, I say this because he became Master death after all 3 of the Deathly Hallows.

Wizards in HP are not better than normal humans other than the fact that they can use magic. Spider-Man has super senses. Saying a normal human can't dodge something is not the same as saying Spider-Man can't dodge something, especially when he knows it's coming.

How wouldn't it distract Spiderman? The snake can spit out fire and follow him. Dumbledore was able to wish his wand and do a few tricks to successfully destroy/defend against it. But Spider-man has no magic and any web would burn if he shot one at the Fire Snake. Not speculation.

Spider-Man only needs to hit him once to end the fight. What's to say he can't dodge the snake then land a hit?

It's a mental assault. Like Legilimency which Voldemort could use, it's a mental assault he doesn't even have to utter it.

He still has to hit him with it though.

Much stronger and faster..And? Show me him resisting telepathic assault, Mind control, mental assault, a killing curse, a fire worm, and then we'll talk.

You are missing the issue of Voldemort even being about to hit Spider-Man. If he can't hit him, he can't win. Every spell, that we are aware of, has some sort of line of sight requirement.

I doubt you've read all the books, I think people just can't stop being fanboys and hate Voldemort.

Right, because you know me like that. I have read every book and seen every movie. Whether you believe that is irrelevant. I like the characters I read about but I also know when they are beat, something fanboys on this site can't admit to.