Lets say universes merged into one big universe and Batman gained the ability of flight. Spider-Man gains the ability to talk to animals (which is how he ends up with Lizard for his partner)
Batman and Bane decide to team up and defeat Spidey and Lizard.... in a weird way.....
- Bane has the Infinity Gauntlet
- Lizard has the Cosmic Cube
- Spider-Man has several of Green Goblins pumpkin bombs along with the Goblin Glider
- Batman has several guns
- Takes place in Avengers Mansion
- No prep-time
- All of them are willing to kill
READY! SET! Um.... what comes next? Oh, yeah: FIGHT!