The Living Tribunal discovers about the Earth fanboy and decides that their comical amounts of wanking, ejaculation and massive amounts of armpit odors are a threat and a contagious problem to the beings in the Omniverse and decides to solves the problem. But instead of just erasing them from existence he decides to finish the problem on the funniest and most creative way possible. How you decide:
The Living Tribunal discovers about the Earth fanboy and decides that their comical amounts of wanking, ejaculation and massive amounts of armpit odors are a threat and a contagious problem to the beings in the Omniverse and decides to solves the problem. But instead of just erasing them from existence he decides to finish the problem on the funniest and most creative way possible. How you decide:
1) Nintendrone (Nintendo fanboys)
2) Xbots (Xbox Fanboys)
3) Sony Defence Force (Sony Fanboys)
4) Iphone Fanboys.
5) WoW (World of Warcraft) Fanboys.
6) Star Wars fanboys.
6.5) Star Trek Fanboys.
7) PC snoobers (PC fanboys)
8) Bleach Fanboys.
9) DBZ (Dragon Ball Z) wankers.
10) Mac fanboys.
11) Brownies
12) Tolkien Wankers (Lord of the Rings fanboys).
12) Narutards.
13) Twlight Fangirls.
13) Religious fanatics.
1, Gives all console exclusives that Nintendo shells out every year to Xbox and Sony
2. Makes every console red ring after 1 hour of play time and renders them all unfixable
3.
4. iPhones now don't work as phones without selling your soul to Apple(most would probably still buy them)
5. Simultaneous server downtime for 1+ years
6.. Makes the prequel trilogy more important than the original trilogy. Also the extended universe is no longer canon
6.5.
7. Makes consoles run as good as PC's. Also deletes the words "pc master race" from the universe.
8. Makes Don Kanonji the most important character
9. Makes Yamcha the main character
10. Viruses
11. Destroys all traces of the movies and related works(Hobbit)
12. Makes Sasuke the main character(just like Kishimoto always wanted)
13. Edward acts on his impulses almost immediately. Bella dies
14. Exposes religion for exactly the amount of deaths it has caused over the millenia in the way of big floating numbers in the sky preceded by the name of the religion.
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