Link: "With the Power Gloves I can lift a bounder weighing several thousand pounds!"
Lion-o: "I kept a spaceship from achieving escape velocity."
Link: "...yeah, well, I beat Majora's mask that had the power of a god!"
Lion-o:" "Sure. After it gave you the power to do so. I beat a magic mummy powered by four Evil Gods regularly."
Link: "But that's all the swords power!"
Lion-o: "And where does all -your- power come from again? And at least I don't need to reclaim the same equipment over and over and over again."
Link: "That's the developers fault, not mine!"
Lion-o: "That's just an excuse."
Link: "Well at least Navi isn't as annoying as Snarf!"
Lion-o: "Too bad. The Snarf in my new series doesn't talk, which still makes Navi more annoying and useless."
Link: "Gah! Well at least I know that Zelda loves me and I save the kingdom from evil!"
Lion-o: "Yeah, and I've saved both Third Earth and New Thunderra, and have the love of people from across a galaxy. Oh and I'm a King and a leader, not a Knight who just gets called to duty everytime the Princess gets kidnapped."
Link: "Fffffffff...well at least Zelda puts out!"
Lion-o: "Not to you."
Link: "GRAGH!!"
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