lara croft vs xena - Battles

#1 Posted by Ziccarra_Liafador (48927 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

i dont know it's my weekly battle

but i think xena takes this one

#2 Posted by Ziccarra_Liafador (48927 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Lmao i didnt even think of that....but xena has gods lol

#3 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Lara's got guns.......

#4 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Sha says:

"Lmao i didnt even think of that....but xena has gods lol"

........And swords.

#5 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

In hand-to-hand combat, I'd have to give the win to Xena.

#6 Posted by Lillya WildChild (5347 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

lara can kick @ss nicely. but so can xena..but seeing as the time frame is differnt, and the back ground behind each of them, Id say xena but only by a hair.

#7 Posted by Gottheit (3460 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

What is it with people and mud? Why is chicks in mud attractive? Personally, if a chick's just been rolling around in mud, I wouldn't want her anywhere near my f-cking junk, man...seriously, go wash your hands.

#8 Posted by ulitmateninjagaidenx (2065 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh.

#9 Posted by ulitmateninjagaidenx (2065 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"What is it with people and mud? Why is chicks in mud attractive? Personally, if a chick's just been rolling around in mud, I wouldn't want her anywhere *near* my f-cking junk, man...seriously, go wash your hands."

what junk? jk then what you thank is beat?

#10 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

mantoid says:

"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"

?

#11 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."

Looks at the muddy ground outside.

Mud fighting!?

M

#12 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"

FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing.

M

#13 Posted by venom hybrid (2486 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."

Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em

#14 Posted by venom hybrid (2486 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"venom hybrid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em "
Seriously."

?

#15 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."

Good for you. I guess someone thinks right. :)

M

#16 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"

Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.

#17 Posted by ulitmateninjagaidenx (2065 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Post Deleted.

#18 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

venom hybrid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em "

Seriously.

#19 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

In the mini-discussion about mud fighting, I forgot to post who I think would win.

Lara Croft.

M

#20 Posted by ulitmateninjagaidenx (2065 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

venom hybrid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em "

yeah water would be better as well.

#21 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Yeah, she's got guns.

#22 Posted by venom hybrid (2486 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

How fast is Xena?

#23 Posted by ulitmateninjagaidenx (2065 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

what's the deal? do you have a issuse with me?

#24 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Post Deleted.

#25 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Good for you. I guess someone thinks right. :) M"

lol, I try.

:-)

#26 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"Yeah, she's got guns."

M

#27 Posted by _Sojourn_ (18943 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Xena wins this battle, although Laura would give a good fight

#28 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"Yeah, she's got guns."
M"

gets shot

#29 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"Yeah, she's got guns."
M"
*gets shot*"

Ouch!

M

#30 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

That's what I said, lol.

#31 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"That's what I said, lol."

I was saying that getting shot would hurt. :)

M

#32 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Yeah, it might hurt a little, lol.

#33 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"Yeah, it might hurt a little, lol."

Bullets are known to do that.

M

#34 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

They are?

#35 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

The Spartan says:

"They are?"

Not if you are Superman. :)

M

#36 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"They are?"
Not if you are Superman. :) M"

Oh, that explains it.

;-)

#37 Posted by The Spartan (6320 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Take care.

#38 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

See you later.

Gives him an air kiss.

M

#39 Posted by DRDOOMSDAY390 (1211 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

((what if lara shot xena in the head? game over huh?))

#40 Posted by mantoid (2305 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

DRDOOMSDAY-360 says:

"((what if lara shot xena in the head? game over huh?))"

I would say so.

M

#41 Posted by Gottheit (3460 posts) - 4 years, 11 months ago - Show Bio

Does Xena even know what guns are in this fight? I say she's got the sword and the discus ring thing, and is looking at Lara all, like, "Man, she's not even armed. Still, I should watch her anyways, she might know how to kick-GURGH!" Two shots, now she doesn't have eyeballs anymore. But I'd still do her.