Kool-Aid Man Vs Batman

Kool aid man has thirstokenisis (makes people thirsty & can drain the hydration out of your body) 
 
Batman has standard gear and equipment
 
Random encounter for both no prep
 
who wins?
 
 

Well its obvious isnt it. If Batman doesnt have water on his utility belt then he gets dehydrated and loses.  (i thought i'd get an answer in before this is locked)

Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.

Are you kidding me? Batman is Kool-Aid Man pimp
Why do you think all his fanboys think Batman can defeat everyone. It's because he has everyone drinking his Kool-Aid every damn day.

This is a joke right?

Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.

@MrDirector786 said:

Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.

There is no proof of kool-aid mans durability( I mean he can bust through a brick wall and he is glass ... I sense his glass body is stronger than normal glass) .... I also don't think he needs kool-aid in him to survive as a jug ... and unless you crack the very bottom ... not all of the kool-aid will drain out.  Kool-aid stomps.

@MrDirector786 said:

Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.

There is no proof of kool-aid mans durability( I mean he can bust through a brick wall and he is glass ... I sense his glass body is stronger than normal glass) .... I also don't think he needs kool-aid in him to survive as a jug ... and unless you crack the very bottom ... not all of the kool-aid will drain out.  Kool-aid stomps.

Ok I can except this as a joke thread but it amazes me that some are taking it seriously.

Ok I can except this as a joke thread but it amazes me that some are taking it seriously.

You know, this thread makes me realize I haven't had kool-aid for years. :P

this isnt a joke kool-aid man could give bruce wayne a run for his money if he isnt careful. Just because its kool-aid man does not make it a joke just go to superherodb dot)com they even give him thirstokenisis as a power. 
 
.....The true question you all should be asking yourself is does batman like tropical punch or cherry flavored kool aid? and can he drink all of kool aid mans kool aid and kill him before "kam" dehydrates his body and hospitalizes him. Kool aid man could probably defeat galactus...if he wanted to.

Kool-Aid Man's feats are impeccable. How many walls has he busted through without so much as a scratch? He is also immortal, simply because of his nevering supply of Kool-Aid.  
 
Batman dies a horrible death.