Kirby in the battle zone!!!!

OK ok, this is going to sound really dumb, dont fret not good people *and trolls*, I did put some logic into this battle thread. "Some" lol Kirby, we all know the cute, lovable gumball that can comsume nearly unlimited amounts of food. He has a very unique power which can be explored to a massive extent. Kirby can litterally absorb and copy the abilities of the people he eats. Granted, he can only eat a object of a certian mass/size; but what if Kirby didnt have such limitations?? What if his power was the equivilant of a black hole, meaing no matter how big it is Kirby can still swallow it. Just curious though, with these limitations gone, can kirby fare against some of Comic books greatest super heros/villians.

1. The Avengers: Thor, Iron Man, The Hulk, Ant man, Giant man, Captain America,Giant man and wasp
2. The Teen Titans- Cyborg, Raven, Beast boy, star fire, Robin
3. THE Brotherhood- Form the X-men TV show lol forgot their names
4. The X-men- Wolverine, Cyclops, Beast, Collosus, Nightcrawler, Jean Grey *NO PHEONIX FORCE!!!!!*, Storm, & Iceman
5. The Justice Leauge: Superman, Wonderwoman, Hal Gordan, Super Girl, Flash, & Batman
6. and other people from their respected universe
7. In the end, who can stop kirby.
8. Each team has no idea who the heck kirby is and have no prep time with their normal morals and behavior for each character.
9. Kirby has no morals and is bloodlusted.
10. Kirby can fight individual people 1 on 1 and gets  rest between each fight,

Try to post serious comments though this is just an "lol" battle thread so I would enjoy some funny comments too :P