Killer Croc Vs Groot

Vs

Rules

• Random encounter.
• No prep.
• Morals off.
• Start 150 ft apart.
• Battle takes place in the woods.

Killer Croc trips and dies.

Groot

Groot dies of laughter

Okay, suppose Croc somehow isn't dead before the fight takes place, he dies so quick. They're in a forest. Sticks have impaled him long before Croc even sees Groot.

I am Groot

I am Win

I like Arkham Croc but Groot still wins

I am Groot

@mysticmedivh: before he hits the ground

I am Groot

Groot slaughters.

Bump

I'M BATMAN!

@mysticmedivh: I am Groot?

I'M BATMAN!

@mysticmedivh: I am Groot.

WOW... Why do you hate Croc?

@mysticmedivh said:

@chaos911 said:

@mysticmedivh: I am Groot.

I...AM...GROOT!

Nobody's Groot, and Batman ain't even a part of this damn battle.

Groot the tree guy, not a person, killed your villain, Batman, so get out.

@chaos911 said:

@mysticmedivh said:

@chaos911 said:

@mysticmedivh: I am Groot.

I...AM...GROOT!

I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

groot stomps.

@mysticmedivh: I AM... done derailing this thread. It's been fun lol

Batman wins again!

@mysticmedivh: don't make me call Thanos to pimp hand you

Don't make me call the Beyonder on Thanos's ass.

A stray batarang snipes Croc.

@mortal: pfft,@mysticmedivh link him to your incredibly important Thanos pimp hand respect thread!

Groot

Beyonder > Thanos in case you didn't know.

@mysticmedivh: Fixed :)

@mysticmedivh said:

@chaos911 said:

@mysticmedivh said:

@chaos911 said:

@mysticmedivh: I am Groot.

I...AM...GROOT!

I AM THE GODDAMN BATGOD!

@mortal: pimp hand>>> everything else in case you didn't know

Disco man >>>>> Eggplant embodiment

@mortal: Eggplant pimp>>>>>>> disco wimp

Groot stomps.

Omnipotence >>>>>>>>>> Nigh-Omnipotence

I win.

Groot

@mortal: Upcoming role as main antagonist in a franchise loved almost universally>>>>>>>>>>> no movie appearance at all.

Checkmate

Groot.

It's Ultron, not Thanos.

I win.

@mortal: 4 words:The Avengers:Infinity War

Thanos and I are pals. He called me last night expressing his gratitude for making the Pimp Hand thread.

I have to admit, the Beyonder pimp handed the Marvel multiverse just by thinking about it.

Sure thing.

@mortal: Thanos Respect Thread: Pimp Hand Edition

Spite thread.

What a mismatch.

I think we finally found someone that Killer Croc beats!

Just kidding Groot stomps.

Groot takes this with ease. 99.8% of the time he wins this. Only 0.2% of the time croc takes this if Groot is asleep and stays asleep when Croc takes his time to dice him do bits.