Armed with batons, RL with one rocket that he has to carry until used, and a 5hr energy
Location: where Ben Afleck fought Michael Clark Duncan in Daredevil. 15 feet apart, the lights are out. Kickass takes cumulative damage.
Round 1: martial arts guy from Batman Returns/Forever (only feat is getting one-shotted by Batman after showcasing martial arts). He thinks he has two scimitars but he really doesnt. He won't figure this out.
Round 2: Damien Wayne with both legs freshly broken. Armed with crutches and a mild dose of morphine
Round 3: The Arrow but blind. He is armed with an empty quiver made of cloth. He can't set this down even if he doesn't want to use it and must always devote at least one hand to holding it. He can wear it like a sock puppet if he wants. Also his eye holes hurt but not as bad as he would have thought prior to losing them.
Round 4: Nightwing as a torso with one arm. His suit is altered to compensate (tied off, basically...). Armed with a grapnel and a squeeky plush batarang.
Round 5: Batman with a broken back from The Dark Knight Rises. Armed with a batarang and the rope he's trying to hold himself up with.
Round 6: The Crimson Bolt armed with a slightly smaller wrench than normal. His mask is on backwards at first. His morals are...yea..I wanna say 'awkward' but I think I mean 'on'
Round 7: Bonesaw is reeeaaaaadyyyyyy!! Bonesaw McGraw armed with a golf ball that's gorrilla glued to his forehead. It will not come off the entire match because it needs to be removed with acetone or something.
Round 8: Bolty aka The Creeping Bam with her claw thing but only one.
Round 9: Donatello, the TMNT, but basically as a shell with one leg. He can stand on it or kick off walls n slide around the room, w e he wants.
Round 10: Katniss from the Hunger Games wearing heavy boxing gloves.
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