Kick-Ass vs The Comedian

The fight takes place in an Alley in Gotham City.

No prep time. Comedian has a knife and a pistol.

Win via Death. In character.

Blake

LOL! Comedian absolutely stomps.

"'Ass-kick!' He should change his name to 'Ass-Kick'!"

Lol.... comedian. Better in every way

This isn't even remotely fair; Comedian stomps.

The Comedian gets an easy day here... come on, mismatch

The Comedian doesn't take crap from anyone! Comedian wins this one easy

lol

Let me see Vietnam veteran with loose morals vs A guy with little skill and batons comedian stomps.

kick-ass becomes ass-kicked

Who wins? A random teenager who reads comics vs a trained soldier who is basically a older and slightly less skilled version of the Punisher. Yeah Comedian shit stomps