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#1 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

The Rules:

  1. The most current version of Kick-Ass is being used here. This would be after his training w/ Hit-Girl.
  2. KA is at his absolute best.
  3. Movie and graphic novel feats are valid.
  4. Morals: In character
  5. Prep: KA gets 7 months to train and has prior knowledge about Midnighter.
  6. Weapons: They both have their usual nightsticks. KA's PIS factor can also be applied here.
  7. Location: An abandoned casino in Atlantic City, NJ (MCU). They are 40 yards away from each other.

Who wins and why?

#2 Posted by JediXMan (29560 posts) - - Show Bio

... wow.

This...

Midnighter solos the Kick-Ass universe. What kind of thread is this?

#3 Edited by Silverrings (1845 posts) - - Show Bio

Midnighter in a horrible stomp.

#4 Edited by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

... wow.

This...

Midnighter solos the Kick-Ass universe. What kind of thread is this?

An even battle thread obviously..

#5 Posted by JediXMan (29560 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

... wow.

This...

Midnighter solos the Kick-Ass universe. What kind of thread is this?

An even battle thread obviously..

It's not.

#6 Edited by Juiceboks (7837 posts) - - Show Bio

What is Kick Ass gonna learn in 7 months that trained assassins and seasoned fighting veterans won't know that can possibly give him a chance?

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#7 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

What is Kick Ass gonna learn in 7 months that trained assassins and seasoned fighting veterans won't know that can possibly give him a chance?

He trained with Hit-Girl, who could beat Midnighter so KA has a chance based on that.

#8 Posted by i_like_swords (13037 posts) - - Show Bio

#9 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

@carter_esque said:

@jedixman said:

... wow.

This...

Midnighter solos the Kick-Ass universe. What kind of thread is this?

An even battle thread obviously..

It's not.

How so??

#10 Posted by i_like_swords (13037 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks said:

What is Kick Ass gonna learn in 7 months that trained assassins and seasoned fighting veterans won't know that can possibly give him a chance?

He trained with Hit-Girl, who could beat Midnighter so KA has a chance based on that.

You have GOT to be trolling. This is unreal. Leon Kennedy vs ICON was one thing.. WHAT?!

#11 Posted by Juiceboks (7837 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks said:

What is Kick Ass gonna learn in 7 months that trained assassins and seasoned fighting veterans won't know that can possibly give him a chance?

He trained with Hit-Girl, who could beat Midnighter so KA has a chance based on that.

Since when was this fact?

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#12 Posted by dondave (34429 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (6942 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone knows Big Daddy would beat the shit out of Midnighter any day.

#14 Edited by logy5000 (5654 posts) - - Show Bio

@dondave said:

You should just stop making battles. Midnighter Kick's his head off

@god_spawn @deranged_midget

This is an understatement.

Midnighter does terrible, terrible, terrible things to KA.

#15 Edited by TotalBalance (724 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass gets his ass kicked, nuff' said.