Kick ass VS. Magneto and Charles Xavier

Magneto and Professor X are actually, at the very least, decent. 
 
Also, the picture is misleading. Professor X has not been in a wheelchair for years.

Maybe if Professor X was still in his wheelchair and Magneto was tied up.

Lol at Kickass being the worst fighter in comic book history.

kickass gets run over by the chair

umm have you ever heard of handy-cable

What wha what ? 

I bet Xavier has really big arms. Most people that are wheel chair bound have strong arms.

I bet Xavier has really big arms. Most people that are wheel chair bound have strong arms.

i saw a scan of him swinging from his wheel chair onto like gymnastic rings and doing like a million pull ups and flips and stuff. I asumed professor x would be the main problem thats why i put him in the old wheel chair. this was if kickass can take out magneto (Age check on him btw wasn't he in ww2?) then he can circle around professor x and hope charles isn't fast enough. maybe if he sprints in tight circles he can get a hit off every once in a while.

i saw a scan of him swinging from his wheel chair onto like gymnastic rings and doing like a million pull ups and flips and stuff. I asumed professor x would be the main problem thats why i put him in the old wheel chair. this was if kickass can take out magneto (Age check on him btw wasn't he in ww2?) then he can circle around professor x and hope charles isn't fast enough. maybe if he sprints in tight circles he can get a hit off every once in a while.

@Blood_guts said:

i saw a scan of him swinging from his wheel chair onto like gymnastic rings and doing like a million pull ups and flips and stuff. I asumed professor x would be the main problem thats why i put him in the old wheel chair. this was if kickass can take out magneto (Age check on him btw wasn't he in ww2?) then he can circle around professor x and hope charles isn't fast enough. maybe if he sprints in tight circles he can get a hit off every once in a while.

The way I see things playing out:  Kick Ass swings his baton at Charles, going for the crippled guy first figuring he would be easier to take. Xavier grabs a hold of the Baton and pull him forwards using his superior strength, He uses Kick Asse's own Baton against him to other knock him out or put him in a choke hold while Magneto punches him in the face and stomach while he is subdued till he is beaten into submisson  or unconcious. 

@OmegaDynasty said:

@Blood_guts said:

i saw a scan of him swinging from his wheel chair onto like gymnastic rings and doing like a million pull ups and flips and stuff. I asumed professor x would be the main problem thats why i put him in the old wheel chair. this was if kickass can take out magneto (Age check on him btw wasn't he in ww2?) then he can circle around professor x and hope charles isn't fast enough. maybe if he sprints in tight circles he can get a hit off every once in a while.

The way I see things playing out:  Kick Ass swings his baton at Charles, going for the crippled guy first figuring he would be easier to take. Xavier grabs a hold of the Baton and pull him forwards using his superior strength, He uses Kick Asse's own Baton against him to other knock him out or put him in a choke hold while Magneto punches him in the face and stomach while he is subdued till he is beaten into submisson  or unconcious. 

this.. or:  KickAss runs for Xavier, Xavier jumps on him and keep him down while Magneto beats the sh*t out of KickAss

@OmegaDynasty: what?

ASS-Kicked!

Magneto has the body of a man in his prime and Xavier isnt in a wheel chair.
Kick-ass gets his ass kicked. 
Embarrassing brutality

Ok hear me out. what if kick ass runs away? could he get away? and if so do you think he could break into the 7/11 and get enough things to throw at them to hold them to either off until the police came or kill them?

Either character solos. Mags and Chuck are badass bros even sans powers.  
 
Maybe a better stipulation is that Max and Charles have one respective leg and arm tied. Sort of like those three legged running races. 

How old is magneto anyway shouldn't he be like 80 something?

How old is magneto anyway shouldn't he be like 80 something?

If only Kickass had to fight a baby magneto and a parapelegic xavier lol at least he could have an open casket. Anyway does anyone think he could outrun them?

If only Kickass had to fight a baby magneto and a parapelegic xavier lol at least he could have an open casket. Anyway does anyone think he could outrun them?

Do they sell any weapons in 7/11s? I mean can't remember but they could have something....i feel bad now, I have just aranged the beating of the star of one of my favortite movies by senior citezens.

Do they sell any weapons in 7/11s? I mean can't remember but they could have something....i feel bad now, I have just aranged the beating of the star of one of my favortite movies by senior citezens.

ASS-Kicked!

Yeah i think I'm going to have to accept it, i see this going many ways 
 
1. Xavier pulls one of those X hub caps off his wheel chair and throwing it like captain america's shield braining him. 
2. i see kickass break the glass only to have magneto menacingly pick up a shard of glass and laugh. 
3. i see magneto grabbing both batons throwing them away and slapping him into unconsciousness before smothering him with his cape 
4. magneto or xavier knock him down and then professor x runs his neck over with his wheel chair killing him.

kickass gets run over by the chair

Kick-Ass.

@odinswrath: thank you for that.

Lol bump