Kick-Ass Vs. Batman

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The two ultimate non-powered superhumans.

Battle 1: Kick-Ass gets 50 years prep. (No outside help)

Battle 2: Kick-Ass recieves kryptonian physiology. (Batman gets 1 day prep)

Battle 3: Hit Girl and Big Daddy come to assist Kick-Ass, they all recieve 1 week prep.

Standard equipment for both and Kick-Ass is bloodlusted.

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#2  Edited By LordVulcan

not sure about round one. round 2 bats. round 3 is up in the air but I am thinking bats.

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Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

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#4  Edited By TheTmac

Batman wins all rounds but has a tough time in round 3,.

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#5  Edited By Alice_Summers

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

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#6  Edited By nickzambuto

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

It's gonna take a lot more than 50 years for Batman to die of old age.

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#7  Edited By reignmaker

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

You forgot the part where Batman comes back from the Lazarus Pit and in his madness kills Kick-Ass.

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#8  Edited By XxRepercussionxX

Id say batman...he'd win even from the grave lol

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#9  Edited By jobiwankenobi

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

This except Batman's not gonna die of old age, but he won't be able to fight as well in his frailty. Course when Kick Ass is 60 something that might not matter and Batman will just take him out with a bat grenade seeing as he revoked his no killing rule because he's become a cranky old man.

So Batman in all 3.

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@jobiwankenobi: As an Old man he could still beat the whole kickass team in h2h im sure, especially since Big Daddy the closest thing to an equal will be an old codger as well. P.S how old is bats in the comics?

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#11  Edited By jobiwankenobi

@AmazingScrewOnHead: I am not sure. I'd guess anywhere in his 20s or 30s. Possibly early 40s, but not likely.

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#12  Edited By jobbernos

batman effortless curbstomp

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#13  Edited By Earl2

Bats wins.

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#14  Edited By DCsuperman0007

batman wins every time easy.

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#15  Edited By NeonGameWave

Round 1: Batman still takes it, Kick-Ass has much to learn in comparison to Bats.

Round 2: Batman curbstomps.

Round 3: Batman takes all of them on with little effort.

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Batman takes all three battles.

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With 50 years prep Kick-Ass could stomp.

Round 3 could go to the team as well.

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Batman all 3.

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Batman slaughter-stomps.

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Batman.

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#23  Edited By Mee09

LOL at round 1! Batman wins all rounds. Especially round 1.

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Hit Girl could distract Batman using seduction, while Kick Ass kicks his ass. *zinger*

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Batman wins because he is batman

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#29  Edited By tparks

Rounds 1 & 2 are too far fetched and impossible to make anywhere even close to an accurate prediction. There is nothing to base an argument off of.

Round 3 could very well be Team Kick-Ass winning. Team Kick-Ass is pretty good with prep. I mean, all it took was a short Google search to get a jet pack with Gatling guns. Lol

It also helps that team Kick-Ass probably knows more about Batman then Batman does himself. All three characters are obsessed with comics, and Batman in particular. They would know the ins-and-outs of Batman, how he thinks, about all of his gear, and what it would take to beat him. They have the best research materials ever in their comic collections. They could look at all of his best fights, and find areas to exploit, and see what would work, and what wouldn't. There aren't many fictional characters that are more perfect for prepping against Batman.

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#31  Edited By Gojira2512

Round 1: Kick -Ass ...Batman died possibly died for old :V

Round 2 : Batman easily.

Round 3: Batman but Kick-Ass Team put a good fight.

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Round 1: Kick-Ass because Batman would've died of old age or he would've been too old to fight

Round 2: Batman, he already keeps Kryptonite in his utility belt

Round 3: Batman wins, he's already smarter, stronger and a better fighter than the 3 of them combined

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Round 1: bout to kick that Bat-Ass

Round 2: Bruce it's not even funny

Round 3: Bruce they're gonna die, they don't have the same human physiology as DC humans, chill.

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