#1 Posted by TheWallsAreClosingIn (22 posts) - - Show Bio

The two ultimate non-powered superhumans.

Battle 1: Kick-Ass gets 50 years prep. (No outside help)

Battle 2: Kick-Ass recieves kryptonian physiology. (Batman gets 1 day prep)

Battle 3: Hit Girl and Big Daddy come to assist Kick-Ass, they all recieve 1 week prep.

Standard equipment for both and Kick-Ass is bloodlusted.

#2 Posted by LordVulcan (209 posts) - - Show Bio

not sure about round one. round 2 bats. round 3 is up in the air but I am thinking bats.

#3 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (704 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

#4 Posted by TheTmac (472 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman wins all rounds but has a tough time in round 3,.

#5 Posted by Alice_Summers (1211 posts) - - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

#6 Posted by nickzambuto (13309 posts) - - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

It's gonna take a lot more than 50 years for Batman to die of old age.

#7 Posted by Reignmaker (2235 posts) - - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

You forgot the part where Batman comes back from the Lazarus Pit and in his madness kills Kick-Ass.

#8 Posted by XxRepercussionxX (108 posts) - - Show Bio

Id say batman...he'd win even from the grave lol

#9 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

Round 1 Kick Ass because Batman dies of old age

Round 2 Batman, he will get some Kryptonite

Round 3 Batman, Kick Ass team have nothing on bats he will just ambush them in the dark and take them out.

This except Batman's not gonna die of old age, but he won't be able to fight as well in his frailty. Course when Kick Ass is 60 something that might not matter and Batman will just take him out with a bat grenade seeing as he revoked his no killing rule because he's become a cranky old man.

So Batman in all 3.

#10 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (704 posts) - - Show Bio

@jobiwankenobi: As an Old man he could still beat the whole kickass team in h2h im sure, especially since Big Daddy the closest thing to an equal will be an old codger as well. P.S how old is bats in the comics?

#11 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead: I am not sure. I'd guess anywhere in his 20s or 30s. Possibly early 40s, but not likely.

#12 Posted by jobbernos (1420 posts) - - Show Bio

batman effortless curbstomp

#13 Posted by Earl2 (16 posts) - - Show Bio

Bats wins.

#14 Posted by DCsuperman0007 (515 posts) - - Show Bio

batman wins every time easy.

#15 Posted by NeonGameWave (7712 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1: Batman still takes it, Kick-Ass has much to learn in comparison to Bats.

Round 2: Batman curbstomps.

Round 3: Batman takes all of them on with little effort.