Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl, & Big Daddy vs Batman - Battles

#1 Posted by nickj54 (1010 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

The battle takes place in a Wal Mart parking lot
Batman is unarmed
Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl, and Big Daddy have standard gear

#2 Posted by danhimself (18745 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

batman

#3 Posted by Undergroundgod (2925 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Batman

#4 Posted by CosmicSpiral (5461 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Hit-Girl would give him problems, but still...Batman.

#5 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Batman with ease.

#6 Posted by GT-Man (4054 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

batman hit girl would be a littleeee tiny prob but he bunches her KO

#7 Edited by danhimself (18745 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

wait how is a 10 year old girl who has only been trained by her father going to give Batman any kind of problem at all?

#8 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@danhimself: She's not.

#9 Posted by Gambler (80655 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Wal Mart wins....again.

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#10 Posted by Mega Wheelchair Man (86 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

hit-girl kills them all except big daddy

#11 Posted by danhimself (18745 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Nobody: exactly

#12 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Gambler said:

" Wal Mart wins....again. "

?

#13 Posted by Gambler (80655 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Nobody said:

" @Gambler said:
" Wal Mart wins....again. "
? "

@nickj54 said:

" The battle takes place in a Wal Mart parking lot

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#14 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Gambler: LOL I skipped that part.

#15 Posted by danhimself (18745 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Nobody said:

" @Gambler: LOL I skipped that part. "

so did I...I just chalked it up to Gambler being Gambler

#16 Posted by Braise (1284 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@danhimself said:

" wait how is a 10 year old girl who has only been trained by her father going to give Batman any kind of problem at all? "

Heh, you should see the movie.
Hit-girl's flippin amazing; jumping off walls, making people shoot themselves with their own guns, dodging bullets, etc. She's like a miniature Cassandra Cain. Not to mention both Big Daddy and Hit-Girl have no qualms when it comes to killing.

#17 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Batman will most likely win, he will have something in that utility belt of his.

#18 Posted by Son_of_Magnus (15259 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

It's like Watchmen all over again D=

#19 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Son_of_Magnus said:

" It's like Watchmen all over again D= "

Minus the blue phallus I hope.

#20 Posted by danhimself (18745 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Braise said:

" @danhimself said:
" wait how is a 10 year old girl who has only been trained by her father going to give Batman any kind of problem at all? "
Heh, you should see the movie. Hit-girl's flippin amazing; jumping off walls, making people shoot themselves with their own guns, dodging bullets, etc. She's like a miniature Cassandra Cain. Not to mention both Big Daddy and Hit-Girl have no qualms when it comes to killing. "

none of that matters at all...she doesn't have anywhere near enough skill to take on Batman...none of the Kick-ass characters do

Batman curb stomps this...you could take away his utility belt and give him zero prep time and he still curb stomps this

#21 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@danhimself said:

" @Braise said:
" @danhimself said:
" wait how is a 10 year old girl who has only been trained by her father going to give Batman any kind of problem at all? "
Heh, you should see the movie. Hit-girl's flippin amazing; jumping off walls, making people shoot themselves with their own guns, dodging bullets, etc. She's like a miniature Cassandra Cain. Not to mention both Big Daddy and Hit-Girl have no qualms when it comes to killing. "
none of that matters at all...she doesn't have anywhere near enough skill to take on Batman...none of the Kick-ass characters do Batman curb stomps this...you could take away his utility belt and give him zero prep time and he still curb stomps this "

In the end he will feel bad for kicking the sh*t out of some kids, then he will remember he is the god damn Batman and they deserved it.

#22 Posted by Ferro Vida (33859 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:

" @Son_of_Magnus said:
" It's like Watchmen all over again D= "
Minus the blue phallus I hope. "

You obviously didn't see how much masturbation was going on

#23 Posted by SlimJ87D (7211 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

if you are using their movie counterparts Hitgirl and Big Daddy.

#24 Posted by Sexy Merc (41965 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Batman 2eZ.

#25 Posted by Do I have to give a name? (971 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Hit-girl, for no other reason than I have decided to become her fanboy.

Oh and she also stomps Galactus.

#26 Posted by The Island (82 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Batman kicks the living daylights out of Kick-ass, punches and KO's Big Daddy, and then Spanks the heck out of Hit-Girl and tells her to go to school and stop killing people.

#27 Posted by Prince of Saiyans (2072 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

batman

#28 Edited by The Mjolnir Wielder (7907 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Mega Wheelchair Man said:

"hit-girl kills them all except big daddy "

@CosmicSpiral said:

"Hit-Girl would give him problems, but still...Batman. "

She wouldn't even pose a remote threat to Batman

#29 Posted by MKF30 (11623 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Bats would own this team...especially if he had prep.

LOL@ hitgirl being an issue for Batman...

#30 Posted by FLCL1 (9581 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

batman EASILY

#31 Posted by Yaujtapool (7568 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Someone mentioned using the movie version of Batman, that would be closer .

#32 Posted by Erik (27224 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Batman with ease. Hit-Girl would not even give him trouble, though he would probably still be impressed by her skill.

#33 Posted by cascadeking09 (6656 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Yaujtapool: i doubt it would be hard though.

#34 Posted by Yaujtapool (7568 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@cascadeking09 said:

" @Yaujtapool: i doubt it would be hard though. "

Without his armor and gadgets, i see a possible defeat for the movie Batman .

#35 Posted by cascadeking09 (6656 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Yaujtapool: he would still have his suit just not his weapons.

#36 Posted by Yaujtapool (7568 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@cascadeking09 said:

" @Yaujtapool: he would still have his suit just not his weapons. "

How do you know he will ? It depends on the decision of the person who made the thread.
Even with his armor it would be difficult, Big Daddy also has armor which may not be as advanced but adds some levels of durability and protection.Hit girl with her bladed weapons would make her far more deadly as well.

This would be a fairly close fight but now that i think about it Batman still wins, since he is superior to them physically and skillwise.

#37 Edited by CylonDorado (1867 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

When I saw the movie I was about to think Hit Girl could beat Daredevil, Batman, and Captain America at the same time until that last fight.

#38 Posted by cascadeking09 (6656 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Yaujtapool said:

" @cascadeking09 said:
" @Yaujtapool: he would still have his suit just not his weapons. "
How do you know he will ? It depends on the decision of the person who made the thread. Even with his armor it would be difficult, Big Daddy also has armor which may not be as advanced but adds some levels of durability and protection.Hit girl with her bladed weapons would make her far more deadly as well. This would be a fairly close fight but now that i think about it Batman still wins, since he is superior to them physically and skillwise. "

it says unarmed it doesnt say without his suit other wise it would be the team vs bruce wayne.

#39 Posted by Yaujtapool (7568 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@cascadeking09 said:

" @Yaujtapool said:
" @cascadeking09 said:
" @Yaujtapool: he would still have his suit just not his weapons. "
How do you know he will ? It depends on the decision of the person who made the thread. Even with his armor it would be difficult, Big Daddy also has armor which may not be as advanced but adds some levels of durability and protection.Hit girl with her bladed weapons would make her far more deadly as well. This would be a fairly close fight but now that i think about it Batman still wins, since he is superior to them physically and skillwise. "
it says unarmed it doesnt say without his suit other wise it would be the team vs bruce wayne. "

I wasnt literally referring to this thread since it might be the comic version of Batman.

Instead i was pointing out what would make this a closer battle.

#40 Posted by cascadeking09 (6656 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Yaujtapool: i think bale batman with no weapons would be close enough.

#41 Posted by Yaujtapool (7568 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@cascadeking09 said:

" @Yaujtapool: i think bale batman with no weapons would be close enough. "

Yup.

#42 Posted by Android Savage (2 posts) - 3 years, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Batman without a problem

#43 Posted by sylar1982 (18 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

have u seen big daddy unarmed are you crazy he can eazily take batman out

#44 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Batman owns,although Hit Girl's skills would impress him,considering she is a 10 years old

#45 Posted by Crom-Cruach (7707 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@Braise said:

" @Heh, you should see the movie. Hit-girl's flippin amazing; "

she is not, she's an amateur compaired to Batman or DC's martial artists.

Batman would walk all over this team without much trouble.

#46 Posted by Eggimann (57 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

Batman would be able to take down Kick-Ass very very easily, Big Daddy and Hit-Girl would be harder, but i think Batman would win in the end.

#47 Posted by CrazyBuffalo (142 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago - Show Bio

@danhimself said:

" @Braise said:
" @danhimself said:
" wait how is a 10 year old girl who has only been trained by her father going to give Batman any kind of problem at all? "
Heh, you should see the movie. Hit-girl's flippin amazing; jumping off walls, making people shoot themselves with their own guns, dodging bullets, etc. She's like a miniature Cassandra Cain. Not to mention both Big Daddy and Hit-Girl have no qualms when it comes to killing. "
none of that matters at all...she doesn't have anywhere near enough skill to take on Batman...none of the Kick-ass characters do Batman curb stomps this...you could take away his utility belt and give him zero prep time and he still curb stomps this "

Completely agree. Hit-Girl is awesome, but she doesn't have anywhere close to the level of training Bruce has. Not to mention Hit-Girl was doing all that flipping and shooting against standard, untrained gangsters. Hell, Hit-Girl couldn't take Tim Drake. Batman takes this with incredible ease.

#48 Posted by Rhysg608 (83 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

big daddy owns batman with ease dc fanboys/girls pfft bats is a tool so is superman marvel for the win!!!

#49 Posted by Rhysg608 (83 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

the batman in the movie the dark night now if i remember right struggles taking attacks off of dogs soo yeah marvel wins agains't dc

#50 Edited by menaceforever (3693 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Hit Girl wins this