Kick Ass and Black Death vs Joker and John Blake (Movies)

• Round 1: Just hand to hand.
• Round 2: Kick Ass gets his batons, BD gets his bat, Joker gets his knifes and Blake gets an empty handgun (which his opponents know).
• No moral.
• Battle takes place in boxing ring.

Wait, I don't remember John Blake even having any feats...

What are Black Deaths feats?

Getting killed with his own finger by Hit Girl? I'm leaning towards team 2. Black Death and Blake would kind of be a fight between two average people, and I'm giving Blake the slight edge because he's a cop and should have some measure of training. Also, Joker's pain tolerance is just as good if not better than Daver's and a no morals Joker is scarier than a no morals Kick Ass to me.

He easily beat up a cheating Motherf#cker who'd been trained by Chuck Lidell (Lidell said MF "knew his stuff"). I think that's it.

If I recall correctly John Blake beat one incompetent Mercenary in DKR, not sure if he did anything else.

Team 1.

And Black Death was a trained MMA fighter.

Team 1.

Team 1 handily

Team 1.

He was a detective. He has no fighting feats.

Team 1.

Team win ones

What is it with using all these featless characters?

Team 1

Team Kick Ass.

Does Joker get a pencil?

Team 1.

Black Death beat the Motherfucker, who actually gave Kick Ass, who was trained, a pretty good fight.

If Joker gets a pencil he solos......

On one hand, Joker is a tough and scary mofo, but on the other hand Kick Ass is much better trained. Joker was able to easily take that one cop hostage in the interrogation room, but I doubt one cop is totally out of Kick-Ass's league. Dave should be the better fighter, but Joker has the fact that he's Joker going for him.

Not even getting into Black Death vs Blake, lol.

Team 1.

Well...considering the fact that black death is a MMA fighter he definetly takes round 1. Same goes for round 2, it doesn't really make a difference to me if whether or not they get weapons, also kick ass can't feel crap so he can just tank most of the hits...by the way I love MOTHER RUSSIA!!!

Also at the end of Kick ass 2, kick ass became a beast, he came from not even being able to do a straight pull up to doing one hand pull ups no sweat.