Kaine & Venom VS Omega Red & Deadpool

Kaine & Flash Thompson

Omega Red & Deadpool

Rules

• In character
• Standard gear
• Win by any means
• No prep

Location

• Begin visible
• Begin 50 feet apart
• Unpopulated
• Fight takes place here:

Who wins and why?

Spiders. Both outclass Deadpool in about every category. They could double team Red if needed.

@frisky4: Counter for Deathspores? Sure The Venom Symbiote would protect Agent Venom, but Kaine would still die.

Omega Red Team wins 7/10 Deathspores MVP unless Kaine has a clear counter for it.

Kaine and Venom. Deadpool has a bad track record against Spider-Man and he'll do even worse against two people who are stronger than him and one who's faster and more versatile. Omega Red is a problem and he can beat Kaine, but Flash has the healing factor to handle the deathspores and the strength to take him down up close, especially since he can just snap his tendrils.

Deadpool horrible weak link here.

@highaccuser: Agent Venom is going to snap his Carbonadium Tentacles? And while touching them he's not going to have the life drained from him?

Team spider

venom

Deadpool is the weak link. Team 1 ftw.

Even with death spores I think agent venom would beat omega red cuz Deadpool isn't helping much as a severe weak link... Still a kool thread though

Team Spiders.

@lukehero: Spider-Man already did the same and Venom is stronger than him. He can handle the deathspores with his healing factor, at least to a degree.

Kaine is in the Spider fam right? Then there shouldn't be much of a fight there. He should be faster and much stronger than Deadpool, who skill wise is better, but physically isn't.

Venom to me should beat Arkady simply because he should be able to get into his mouth and nose for suffocation. I don't understand why the symbiotes don't destroy more team busters with that tactic. They're not always stronger, in the tonner sense, but with their agility, they should be able to maneuver their way into the victim.

Deadpool f*cking nukes the place

With what? The prep he doesn't have and his standard gear?

@frisky4: one of dp's unique abilities is the power to pull out any weapon from virtually no where

No it's not. He has a satchel with unlimited ammo for various guns and can break the 4th Wall. He can't just materialize weapons. That said, even if he could, he'd be cut into pieces by Venom before he'd have the chance to activate a nuclear bomb.

Arkady's spores get filtered by the Venom symbiote, rendering him just another tough guy against Thompson. Life drain might work, but Venom's healing factor coupled with superior physicals and symbiote weapon versatility should make him more than a match. Both outclass Deadpool in every way, and since we've seen Venom go to protect others from poisons before with the suit (Andi, who later became Mania) I don't see why he couldn't do the same with Kaine.

And yes, I see Kaine going after Deadpool more often than not. Why? Deadpool talks a lot, Kaine loses patience, Kaine goes after Deadpool.

Then Arkady gets double teamed if Thompson hasn't beaten him by then. It's a tough fight, mostly because of Arkady's and Wade's healing. Both Thompson and Kaine will go for more gruesome attacks, but it will take some time. Kaine isn't the "cut off the head" type, but after he puts his stingers through Wade's head a half-dozen times and sees it isn't working I don't see it being out of character for him to try.

Spiders

Team 1 might lose due to death spores

Death Spores

@iragexcudder: @hammer_of_j2: Flash can filter them out