@blackadamFTW said:
@supertank111 said:
@blackadamFTW said:
@supertank111: Cool story, bro. Flash and Green Lantern can go back in time, too.
Try harder. I mean a lot harder.
SHAZAM
Green Lantern - several power rings are required for him to time travel, and OP said standard equipment :).
Flash - Silver Surfer has faster travel speed than Flash, and therefore can travel back in time faster.
It's also difficult to travel back in time when your fetus was sucked out of your mother with a shop vac before you were born - which would be the case for Flash and Green Lantern too. Therefore, Flash and Green Lantern would not be able to travel back in time in the first place, making your point invalid.
Meanwhile, Silver Surfer kills the other guys. Silver Surfer shoves kryptonite so far up Superman's wazoo that Superman is a human vegetable, and Silver Surfer punches Superman right in the nose and kills him. Surfer also rearranged Martian Manhunter's molecules, killing MM. Now just Batman is left, so Silver Surfer simply grabs Batman by both temples and rips Batman's skull off and punts it across the galaxy.
Green Lantern: Hal Jordan has done it with one ring on multiple occasions.
Flash-Silver Surfer has never proved to have travel speed above Flash. Never. Also, Silver Surfer would never time travel do wipe someone from history in character.
The point is, that Green Lantern or Flash could do the same thing as Surfer. None of them would do it in character, but Silver Surfer's probably the least likely to do it in character.
Surfer wouldn't do that in character, and he's not likely to go for Superman first. How's going to rearrange Manhunter's molecule's when he's intangible? Surfer once again, wouldn't do that in character. Flash and Green Lantern are left, and Flash can beat an in character Surfer.
Once again, try harder. Try to actually say something that Surfer would actually do. Sheesh....
SHAZAM
Flash and Green Lantern cannot do the same things as Silver Surfer. Green Lantern cannot fly through the sun unharmed, or create black holes, or time travel without multiple power rings (source: Wikipedia). Green Lantern stands no chance against Silver Surfer. Flash can time travel, but he would have already been dead, because Silver Surfer can travel faster than Flash, although Flash has quicker reflexes, therefore Silver Surfer could travel back in time with a shop-vac and abort the fetus that would turn into Flash, before Flash could travel back in time and eliminate Silver Surfer - which Galactus would never allow, and he would crush Flash even if Flash was able to live long enough to try. Therefore, your Green Lantern and Flash arguments are officially 9999999999% out the window - thanks for playing.
As for Martian Manhunter, his largest weakness if fire. Okay - Silver Surfer teleports Martian Manhunter into the center of the sun, Martian Manhunter is gone like a fart in the wind.
Superman gets double-fisted with 2 fists full of kryptonite. He is then severely weakened after the enema of kryptonite, and Silver Surfer flicks him in the face, vaporizing his entire body. Superman is dead too.
Silver Surfer curb stomps Batman so hard that you can feel the force all the way from Zenn-la.
I understand your fanboyism for the Justice League is getting in the way of your perception of reality, but it's okay, you can give up because no matter what argument you try to bring up, I will curb stomp it effortlessly. I appreciate your passion, though.
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