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#1 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio




he's not fighing cyclopes this time... he will be fighting CHUCK NORRIS!





#2 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh and one more thing... you can google Juggernaut's powers and ability all you want, but you can't google Chuck Norris..

Try it.


#3 Posted by the human Juggernaut (7224 posts) - - Show Bio

this isn't a fight.  Juggernaut would walk away.

#4 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
the human Juggernaut said:
"this isn't a fight.  Juggernaut would walk away.
"

it will need to be a fight because even if Juggernaut walks away, Norris will find him through google. lol

besides Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the face... Not even Flash can do that.
#5 Posted by Knowsbleed33 (628 posts) - - Show Bio

Juggernaut rips off Chuck's beard, effectively depowering him.

#6 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
Knowsbleed33 said:
"Juggernaut rips off Chuck's beard, effectively depowering him."

Wish him luck then because the say under Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.







#7 Posted by Hedatary (3768 posts) - - Show Bio
xXi0RIXx said:
"the human Juggernaut said:
"this isn't a fight.  Juggernaut would walk away.
"

it will need to be a fight because even if Juggernaut walks away, Norris will find him through google. lol

besides Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the face... Not even Flash can do that."
Actually Flash has done it. But thats besides the point. Point is....JUggs would need a new diaper to change.
#8 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio
Chuck Norris jokes are terrible. Not only that, they weren't even originally about Chuck Norris. Juggernaut would crush his skull between two fingers, ridding us all of an internet meme that has long outlived its funniness.
#9 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
Hedatary said:
"xXi0RIXx said:
"the human Juggernaut said:
"this isn't a fight.  Juggernaut would walk away.
"

it will need to be a fight because even if Juggernaut walks away, Norris will find him through google. lol

besides Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the face... Not even Flash can do that."
Actually Flash has done it. But thats besides the point. Point is....JUggs would need a new diaper to change.
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Lol okay how about

They HAVE to fight

#10 Posted by Strange Doctor (157 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris wins because i think that he could beat up Stan Lee.

Chuck Norris > Stan Lee = One-Above-All > Juggernaut

#11 Posted by Danko (274 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
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Chuck Norris jokes are terrible. Not only that, they weren't even originally about Chuck Norris. Juggernaut would crush his skull between two fingers, ridding us all of an internet meme that has long outlived its funniness.
"

What he said...
#12 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Bill Brasky once knocked Chuck Norris out with his breath... To Bill Brasky!

#13 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
Chuck Norris would beat Juggernaut. You cant survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick !

lol
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#14 Posted by the human Juggernaut (7224 posts) - - Show Bio
xXi0RIXx said:
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he's not fighing cyclopes this time... he will be fighting CHUCK NORRIS!





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lol, juggernaut's arms are as long as his whole body there.
#15 Posted by TheDrifter (26563 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
the human Juggernaut said:
"xXi0RIXx said:
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he's not fighing cyclopes this time... he will be fighting CHUCK NORRIS!





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lol, juggernaut's arms are as long as his whole body there.
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I think they really are XDD
#17 Posted by Vance Astro (91403 posts) - - Show Bio

Juggernaut.CURBSTOMP.

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#18 Edited by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is a chump, and all his attributes have been stolen from Bill Brasky and Vin Diesel. You think Chuck Norris would need a Total Gym® if he was that much of a badass? No. Chuck Norris is just a washed-up semi-actor with some martial arts training.


The real deals.
#19 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
I really aint no Chuck Norris fan... but he aint no chump. That dude is a seven time World Martial Arts Champion... and the only dude who handed him an azz whooping was Bruce Lee the greatest Martial Artist to ever live
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#20 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

He is a chump. He bought into his own hype and backs the Chuck Norris gimmick that he is the ultimate badass. He even touted it on Mike Huckabee's Presidential Campaign! Also, Bruce Lee was probably not even close to the greatest martial artist to ever live. Just the greatest one you've heard of.

#21 Posted by TheDrifter (26563 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris. No contest :P

#22 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"He is a chump. He bought into his own hype and backs the Chuck Norris gimmick that he is the ultimate badass. He even touted it on Mike Huckabee's Presidential Campaign! Also, Bruce Lee was probably not even close to the greatest martial artist to ever live. Just the greatest one you've heard of."
Bruce Lee isnt the greatest Martial Artist ? Well do you know of anyone who is better than him
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#23 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Korg said:
"He is a chump. He bought into his own hype and backs the Chuck Norris gimmick that he is the ultimate badass. He even touted it on Mike Huckabee's Presidential Campaign! Also, Bruce Lee was probably not even close to the greatest martial artist to ever live. Just the greatest one you've heard of."
Bruce Lee isnt the greatest Martial Artist ? Well do you know of anyone who is better than him"
For real >_> there isnt any one i heard of
#24 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not getting into that argument. I don't keep a catalogue of every martial arts practitioner that has ever lived. He is famous, and was a very influential figure in the world of martial arts during his life. This, combined with his early death, has created a mythos around him that he was the greatest fighter of all time. He didn't even fight competitively for the most part, so it's kind of hard to measure him against other great martial artists.

#25 Posted by Vance Astro (91403 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"Juggernaut.CURBSTOMP."

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#26 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance, you really need to stop quoting yourself. It's a bad habit. If you think people didn't care about your opinion the first time, what makes you think they'll care the second, third, or fourth?

#27 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Korg said:
"He is a chump. He bought into his own hype and backs the Chuck Norris gimmick that he is the ultimate badass. He even touted it on Mike Huckabee's Presidential Campaign! Also, Bruce Lee was probably not even close to the greatest martial artist to ever live. Just the greatest one you've heard of."
Bruce Lee isnt the greatest Martial Artist ? Well do you know of anyone who is better than him"

Jay Chou
#28 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio

waoh waoh waoh calm down son >__>;;

#29 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"Vance, you really need to stop quoting yourself. It's a bad habit. If you think people didn't care about your opinion the first time, what makes you think they'll care the second, third, or fourth?"

Over 10,000 post of his is mostly thanks to his quoting himself. haha



#30 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
Perfect Cell said:
"King Saturn said:
"Korg said:
"He is a chump. He bought into his own hype and backs the Chuck Norris gimmick that he is the ultimate badass. He even touted it on Mike Huckabee's Presidential Campaign! Also, Bruce Lee was probably not even close to the greatest martial artist to ever live. Just the greatest one you've heard of."
Bruce Lee isnt the greatest Martial Artist ? Well do you know of anyone who is better than him"

Jay Chou"
dork
Jay chou is only singer XD the only singer that has a better chance at beting bruce lee is lee jun ki
#31 Posted by Danko (274 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Korg said:
"He is a chump. He bought into his own hype and backs the Chuck Norris gimmick that he is the ultimate badass. He even touted it on Mike Huckabee's Presidential Campaign! Also, Bruce Lee was probably not even close to the greatest martial artist to ever live. Just the greatest one you've heard of."
Bruce Lee isnt the greatest Martial Artist ? Well do you know of anyone who is better than him"

He is a great martial artist, and the most famous one. But i seriously doubt he's the best.
#32 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
Wow. Jay Chou... well he seems pretty good

But my Point is still. Chuck Norris only has a lost to Bruce Lee and that was on film...



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#35 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
Hmm...interesting. Its crazy how the thread has gone so far off topic
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#38 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

jugg

#39 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
Wow. This is like a Martial Arts showdown thread now...

lol
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#41 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Hmm...interesting. Its crazy how the thread has gone so far off topic"

Slowing turning off topic is pretty intresting .. hmmm... Tomatoes.....
#42 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread went off topic because the original topic was so ill-conceived that people quickly lost interest.

#43 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you know how HARD it is to find a freggin video of lee jun ki fighing
he is one of the most popular koren singers/actors/models so youtube is just ads for him
besides he nd is a 1st degree in both hapkido and tekyo and a 3rd degree in tae kwondo

#44 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"This thread went off topic because the original topic was so ill-conceived that people quickly lost interest."
GOOD POINT
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#45 Posted by Vance Astro (91403 posts) - - Show Bio

Juggernaut wins.

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#46 Edited by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio
xXi0RIXx said:
"Do you know how HARD it is to find a freggin video of lee jun ki fighing
he is one of the most popular koren singers/actors/models so youtube is just ads for him
besides he nd is a 1st degree in both hapkido and tekyo and a 3rd degree in tae kwondo"

@Korg. give me some time to find some sources.

#47 Posted by King Saturn (225027 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"Juggernaut wins."
Yes in reality Juggernaut would win
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#48 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
Perfect Cell said:
"xXi0RIXx said:
"Do you know how HARD it is to find a freggin video of lee jun ki fighing
he is one of the most popular koren singers/actors/models so youtube is just ads for him
besides he nd is a 1st degree in both hapkido and tekyo and a 3rd degree in tae kwondo"

@Korg. give me some time to find some sources.

@X


Ming wants to know if you can hang with us. He's calling Katrina right now.

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOOD THATS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SAY IN MESSAGES LMFAO
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#49 Posted by Perfect Cell (3470 posts) - - Show Bio

Juggernaut wins too much so he looses today.

#50 Posted by xXi0RIXx (1736 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Korg said:
"This thread went off topic because the original topic was so ill-conceived that people quickly lost interest."
GOOD POINT"
Gezz i only started this thing as a joke and to see what people would say
i didnt know it would get soo out of topic
to martial arts
to hanging out XDD