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#1 Posted by lifeofvibe (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

(the joker has set up 20 bombs. each bomb has the power to destroy all of new york.

captain america

thor

hulk

ironman

fantastice four

wolverine

spiderman

professor x

jean gray (not the phenix)

they have one hour too find all of the bombs or let there city fall no

#2 Posted by lifeofvibe (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

oh yeah joker is hidden in the moon

#3 Posted by Joygirl (20040 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker. Marvel characters, especially those ones, have too many psychological issues to exploit -- it won't be the bombs that defeats them, it'll be the avengers themselves.

#4 Edited by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl: decent try at a joke. they find him in 33 minutes.

#5 Edited by GodOfMischief (641 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is a joke, right? Or is it serious?

#6 Edited by GhostRavage (9017 posts) - - Show Bio

Prof X goes to Cerebro... Tell them exactly where are the bombs.

Stark launches a massive EMP, all bombs out.

These are 2 ways to end this instantly.

#7 Edited by russellmania77 (15513 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by Strider92 (16605 posts) - - Show Bio

The Avengers pretty damn easily.

#9 Posted by TDK_1997 (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

The Avengers easily.

#10 Edited by Pope052 (3313 posts) - - Show Bio
@ghostravage said:

Prof X goes to Cerebro... Tell them exactly where are the bombs.

Stark launches a massive EMP, all bombs out.

These are 2 ways to end this instantly.

This, and after Professor X locates the Joker on the moon and telepathically kills him or Thor/ Iron-Ma could just fly up and one shot him.

#11 Posted by XLR87T3 (2832 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker bites the sleeping Captain America's neck. Cap proceeds to scream like a menstruating lagomorph and he snaps Joker's neck.

#12 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5080 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker dies

#13 Posted by Anal_Vomit (759 posts) - - Show Bio

@xlr87t3 said:

Joker bites the sleeping Captain America's neck. Cap proceeds to scream like a menstruating lagomorph and he snaps Joker's neck.

#14 Posted by Nefarious (20630 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a walk in the park for the Avengers.

#15 Edited by WaveMotionCannon (5465 posts) - - Show Bio

Reed and Prof. X find bombs. Thor puts hammer through Jokers head and all is well.

#16 Posted by Royal_Rumble_Man (513 posts) - - Show Bio

Reed returns joker to batman

#17 Posted by ShadowSwordmaster (14828 posts) - - Show Bio

Avengers in about 30 mins at least I think.

#18 Posted by Noone301994 (5061 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker solos

#19 Edited by Juiceboks (9278 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker solos

You mean he solo suicides after he realizes what Professor X will do to his brain once he figures out all the atrocities he's committed. Avengers take this very easily.

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#20 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

The Avengers pretty damn easily.

#21 Posted by i_like_swords (14969 posts) - - Show Bio

@xlr87t3 said:

Joker bites the sleeping Captain America's neck. Cap proceeds to scream like a menstruating lagomorph and he snaps Joker's neck.

#22 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

Justice League ep.47-48 "Wild Cards"

The Joker scatters multiple bombs throughout the city, and it's up to the Justice Leauge to stop them.

Start at 2:30

Similar to this scenario, except the bombs are more dangerous. And Joker is on the moon.

The Joker wins.

Sincerely,

#23 Edited by Dratini1331 (7028 posts) - - Show Bio

Prof X goes to Cerebro... Tell them exactly where are the bombs.

Stark launches a massive EMP, all bombs out.

These are 2 ways to end this instantly.

Wouldn't that take out most of the electronics in the city, causing essentially the same amount of damage as the bombs themselves due to completely crashing most forms of modern infrastructure in the city?

Yea, I don't think that's a legit way out of this. Cerebro totally, but EMPing a city?

#24 Posted by leonyippy (6 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is Cerebro the answer to everything? What exactly can it do, but extend Prof X's reach of reading mutant minds (movie definition)?

#25 Posted by GhostRavage (9017 posts) - - Show Bio

@ghostravage said:

Prof X goes to Cerebro... Tell them exactly where are the bombs.

Stark launches a massive EMP, all bombs out.

These are 2 ways to end this instantly.

Wouldn't that take out most of the electronics in the city, causing essentially the same amount of damage as the bombs themselves due to completely crashing most forms of modern infrastructure in the city?

Yea, I don't think that's a legit way out of this. Cerebro totally, but EMPing a city?

Well, turning off a city temporarily is WAY better than see it explode killing hundreds of lives. Also, im pretty sure Stark has something to counter an EMP, he will just use it right after finding all the bombs.

#26 Posted by Dratini1331 (7028 posts) - - Show Bio

@dratini1331 said:

@ghostravage said:

Prof X goes to Cerebro... Tell them exactly where are the bombs.

Stark launches a massive EMP, all bombs out.

These are 2 ways to end this instantly.

Wouldn't that take out most of the electronics in the city, causing essentially the same amount of damage as the bombs themselves due to completely crashing most forms of modern infrastructure in the city?

Yea, I don't think that's a legit way out of this. Cerebro totally, but EMPing a city?

Well, turning off a city temporarily is WAY better than see it explode killing hundreds of lives. Also, im pretty sure Stark has something to counter an EMP, he will just use it right after finding all the bombs.

EMPs trash all electronics, and that's pretty catastrophic. Like, that's essentially something a terrorist would do. There really isn't any real world countermeasure against an EMP as it literally just blows out all the electronics. I'm not sure about comic plot device fake countermeasure, but I'm just saying that EMPing a city is never the best solution.

#27 Posted by CalebHara (2329 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks: Martian Manhunter couldn't contain Jokers mind, would Professor X be able to?

#28 Posted by Juiceboks (9278 posts) - - Show Bio

@calebhara He actually did for a little bit. Noted it was a huge strain but I think Charles can do the same.

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#29 Posted by CalebHara (2329 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks: My point is, Charles can only contain the Joker for a short period of time, under a huge strain. We seem to agree on this. So, Joker really has no reason to commit suicide, and Charles won't really be able to do anything severe to his mind.

#30 Edited by Juiceboks (9278 posts) - - Show Bio

@calebhara He doesn't have to contain him, just send him into epileptic shock or turn him into a drooling moron. However insane he may be, that doesnt equate to resistance to tp attacks. Unless of course he has actually displayed that but I don't think he has.

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#31 Posted by alternative_backup (639 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor uses the Mjolnir, and dropped a beam on the Joker and this last, dies horribly.

A less than be Emperor Joker or, in certain circumstances you get a powerful artifact, The Joker could defeat the Avengers, otherwise, it dies.

#32 Posted by THEOCITYLEGEND (1208 posts) - - Show Bio

@pope052 said:
@ghostravage said:

Prof X goes to Cerebro... Tell them exactly where are the bombs.

Stark launches a massive EMP, all bombs out.

These are 2 ways to end this instantly.

This, and after Professor X locates the Joker on the moon and telepathically kills him or Thor/ Iron-Ma could just fly up and one shot him.

Touching Jokers mind would be the worst decision Professor X ever made.

#33 Posted by XLR87T3 (2832 posts) - - Show Bio

@xlr87t3 said:

Joker bites the sleeping Captain America's neck. Cap proceeds to scream like a menstruating lagomorph and he snaps Joker's neck.

I must be pretty funny... :D

#34 Posted by Justiceavengers69 (19 posts) - - Show Bio

Ironman finds him brings him back to New York. Then captain America says hulk smash and he almost kills joker. Then thor sets his hammer on him. Then they all just pound him till he eventually dies

#35 Posted by GhostRavage (9017 posts) - - Show Bio

@xlr87t3 said:

@i_like_swords said:

@xlr87t3 said:

Joker bites the sleeping Captain America's neck. Cap proceeds to scream like a menstruating lagomorph and he snaps Joker's neck.

I must be pretty funny... :D

Lol... I can assure that comment is pretty random and disgusting and creepy at the same time... I think that's what makes it funny <3.

#36 Posted by Eternal19 (2076 posts) - - Show Bio

this thread shows how Overpowered the Joker is

#37 Edited by BadVoodoo (381 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Joker. Marvel characters, especially those ones, have too many psychological issues to exploit -- it won't be the bombs that defeats them, it'll be the avengers themselves.

@theocitylegend said:

@pope052 said:
@ghostravage said:

Prof X goes to Cerebro... Tell them exactly where are the bombs.

Stark launches a massive EMP, all bombs out.

These are 2 ways to end this instantly.

This, and after Professor X locates the Joker on the moon and telepathically kills him or Thor/ Iron-Ma could just fly up and one shot him.

Touching Jokers mind would be the worst decision Professor X ever made.

I came into this thread thinking "Ohhh why do you put the joker against such unfair odds" but reading those comments and thinking about it deeply i think the joker has a 50/50 chance.

ASSUMING THE JOKER HAS ENOUGH PREP AND RESOURCES TO PLANT 20 BOMBS AND GO TO THE MOON

A lot of marvel characters don't really have a villain that exploits them mentally, they don't have anyone like the joker "as far as i know". I see it the joker finding a way to make every super hero look like a villain by the end of the day, maybe put a bomb in the statue of liberty, maybe inside an oil tanker but have it tied to a flint lighter or maybe go alittle dark knight style and have an IED insides peppers stomach..

And the thing about the joker is he would probably expect to die. As the hulk smashes his skull in he would have the biggest laugh in the world

Injustice, Gods among us: Avengers style

#38 Posted by DireDrill (2447 posts) - - Show Bio

Those two solutions are crap and useless here.

Cerebro has never been used to sense someone off planet so given the astronomical range, any influence he exerts will be faint and given Joker's already sufficiently high telepathy resistance it will be all but useless.

Iron Man can't risk an EMP because that will kill everyone in the city on life support or with a pacemaker. Joker would have thought of that anyways and used a failsafe that detonates the explosion should the mechanical switch not receive an electronic signal. An EMP would just set them off prematurely. The Joker wins.

Also, since when did the Avengers become merciless killers? None of them can lay a finger on him because he is just a crazy person. How many times have the Avenger's killed Norman Osborn? None, I thought so. Beating him will yield no useful information as his pain tolerance is too high. The Avengers have never faced someone like him so they will be ill equipped to deal with him.

#39 Posted by GhostRavage (9017 posts) - - Show Bio

Those two solutions are crap and useless here.

Cerebro has never been used to sense someone off planet so given the astronomical range, any influence he exerts will be faint and given Joker's already sufficiently high telepathy resistance it will be all but useless.

Iron Man can't risk an EMP because that will kill everyone in the city on life support or with a pacemaker. Joker would have thought of that anyways and used a failsafe that detonates the explosion should the mechanical switch not receive an electronic signal. An EMP would just set them off prematurely. The Joker wins.

Also, since when did the Avengers become merciless killers? None of them can lay a finger on him because he is just a crazy person. How many times have the Avenger's killed Norman Osborn? None, I thought so. Beating him will yield no useful information as his pain tolerance is too high. The Avengers have never faced someone like him so they will be ill equipped to deal with him.

Good, you know how to use hypothetical scenarios... Avengers still do this effortlessly. Even Jarvis can tell them where are all the bombs...

#40 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (1666 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker rapestomps, never underestimate the clown prince of crime.

#41 Posted by frogdog (3252 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker rapestomps, never underestimate the clown prince of crime.

#42 Posted by DireDrill (2447 posts) - - Show Bio

@ghostravage: So I stomp your solutions into the ground and you have to come back with no real solutions. Jarvis, like the much superior Alfred, will be useless against the Joker.

#43 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5080 posts) - - Show Bio

Its funny this stupid thread isn't locked yet. Joker is beneath the Avengers. Squirrel Girl takes care of the Avengers light work.

#44 Edited by XLR87T3 (2832 posts) - - Show Bio

@lone_wolf_and_cub said:

Its funny this stupid thread isn't locked yet. Joker is beneath the Avengers. Squirrel Girl takes care of the Avengers light work.

The tread isn't locked because it's actually interesting. :P

@ghostravage said:

@xlr87t3 said:

@i_like_swords said:

@xlr87t3 said:

Joker bites the sleeping Captain America's neck. Cap proceeds to scream like a menstruating lagomorph and he snaps Joker's neck.

I must be pretty funny... :D

Lol... I can assure that comment is pretty random and disgusting and creepy at the same time... I think that's what makes it funny <3.

Oh ok, lol!! Yeah, Joker knows where everyone lives, and even well protected places like the Avengers tower the Joker can sneak to unsuspecting victims at night and latch on to his prey. Cap better not sleep!

#45 Posted by GhostRider2 (3316 posts) - - Show Bio

The Avengers pretty damn easily.

#46 Posted by i_like_swords (14969 posts) - - Show Bio

@xlr87t3 said:

@i_like_swords said:

@xlr87t3 said:

Joker bites the sleeping Captain America's neck. Cap proceeds to scream like a menstruating lagomorph and he snaps Joker's neck.

I must be pretty funny... :D

That post still kills me every time I read it... menstruating lagomorph.... HAHAHA

#47 Edited by Dextersinister (6197 posts) - - Show Bio

How is this thread the Joker vs the Avengers

This is just can the Avengers find 20 bombs in an hour. You could replace Jokers name in the thread with the Avengers vs a mailman.

#48 Posted by jackofspades (1860 posts) - - Show Bio

Justice League ep.47-48 "Wild Cards"

The Joker scatters multiple bombs throughout the city, and it's up to the Justice Leauge to stop them.

Start at 2:30

Similar to this scenario, except the bombs are more dangerous. And Joker is on the moon.

The Joker wins.

Sincerely, JOKER LOST IN THAT CARTOON TOO

#49 Posted by Noone301994 (5061 posts) - - Show Bio

@noone301994 said:

Joker solos

You mean he solo suicides after he realizes what Professor X will do to his brain once he figures out all the atrocities he's committed. Avengers take this very easily.

Joker owns

#50 Posted by Alexander505 (2144 posts) - - Show Bio

In this mess of characters, the only that really can catch Joker is professor X. Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Cap, absolutely useless. Iron-Man is a genius with tech, but he don't know nothing about how understand and fight a psychopath like Joker...and also Reed Richards.