Joke Battle: Voldemort's face vs a bullet

It had to be done

Apparently somebody thinks that all wizards/sorcerers in HPverse are immune to all sorts of bullets, which is ludicrous in itself. But I decided to have fun with it as I did with the superman vs drill battle I did a while ago. This is just to test if his 'immunity to bullets' is genuine or some fanmade stuff.

without further ado

can voldemort's face handle the continued exposure to the winchester colt?Round 1

1. time duration for one year
2. only his head is in use (but activation of magic or offensive power will result in feedback)
3. body absolutely sealed in DCAU Nth-metal
4. Will the bullet eventually penetrate or will 'he who must not be named' survive?
5. Wesley Gibson is on standby offering assistance

Note: the question is not whether he can dodge/shield the shot, it is whether he can tank it or not

Round 2

Same as the above but DCAU Hawkgirl broke all the horcruxes

can he take it?

Just going to say it: Voldemort can thought-up a shield before you can shoot a bullet at him.

Hey Voldy... This is your worst nightmare!

@thedarklordpandamonium: DCAU Nth metal, son

anyways can he tank a shot? that is the question here not whether his magic can

Vol/de/mort dies.

Suffocates because he is sealed in armour.

Bullet ROFLSTOMPS

Voldemort is a human. He has human durability. Why are you asking if a human can survive a bullet? However because of his Horcruxes, after dying he would simply taken on a phantom form. The gun could continue shooting at his lifeless mass but Voldemort would survive.

If he's allowed to use magic this is literally a joke.

Voldey trans mutates the gun and the person holding it, melts down the Nth metal case and instantly teleports to Britain all simultaneously without a thought.

@thc: Nth metal from DCAU, the Colt from Supernatural

Voldemort's face would be destroyed, and he'd spend thirteen years moping around in some forest, unable to do magic, possessing snakes.

I find this thread very amusing (in a good way). So without further ado.

Pretty much this

lolol

@nerx: Lol, this thread is hilarious. I love it. I needed a good laugh before the second half of my work day. The office can be such a “B”.

@nerdork: @pyrogram: would you start with pistol whipping before you squeeze the trigger?

LOL, no, after i killed him...you know, just an "F You" slap to the face for good measure.

Though, if I mashed his face in first, he would at least have a reason for that embarrassing nose.

Colt ftw

@nerdork:

If the bullet actually hit him in the face his body would die and he'd have to live on using one of those horcruxes. Wizards of all kinds at least in HP-verse have average human durability. They could only counter bullets with prep or other magic.

Dont tell that to the guy who posted this thread. "Why Voldemort and other Wizards wont Die by Bullet"

LOL :P

@nerx: I love that scene from "The Goodfellas". And yes, that is exactly what i am talking about. :P

@nerdork:

LOL, this thread is awesome. That being said, Voldemort has never shown that he can withstand a bullet. Kingjohnrocks/Master John apparently thinks he could, because he can survived great falls, or can heal (how the hell are you going to heal if you get shot in the head by a bullet anyways? Even if you survive, you will most definitely be mortally wounded and knocked out). But then again, who else can survive great falls and can't take a bullet?

Voldemort ends up looking like this:

@immortalone: cuz he's a fanboy lol

Heh heh

@russellmania77 said:

then Harry teleports behind Frank and finishes his spell

luckily for him he knows what a gun is

if it were Voldemort, Frank would be on his knees in agony

@thc said:

@russellmania77 said:

then Harry teleports behind Frank and finishes his spell

He's faster than the pulling of a trigger? Cause he's nowhere as fast as a bullet.

@neongamewave@tparks @ultimatehero0406 @theirishdoctor@spawngengiskhan

He disarms the guy before he can even react.

@nerdork: I have proved Voldemort has blitzed Harry before he could react (Harry has human-like durability) and all you can do is trash talk me?

Indeed

@2:10 explains it

@russellmania77: A bullet wouldn't work. He doesn't need to speak! He can just point his wand and that is that.

@kingjohnrocks: a bullet would work, cuz he's a human and you dont need to speak just squeeze the trigger

@russellmania77: There's multiple factors. Shields, defenses, charms, scenarios.

Voldemort blitzed Harry before he could react. Harry has human level speed. He should have no problem blitzing a pitiful muggle. So he simply blitzes the person with the gun.

Didn't you guys know that Harry has reflexes superior to that of Batman's and could easily dodge the bullet point blank range.

I can't help but think this was made in response to Superman vs Voldemort thread.

@omgomgwtfwtf: He can't dodge a bullet. Harry has human level durability, Voldemort blitzed him. That's my point.

@kingjohnrocks: that means bullets dont hurt him and harry potter is the fastest human who ever lived

@russellmania77: You guys complain Voldemort has human level durability. Well, Harry has human level durability and he was BLIZED before he could react. So, basically, Voldemort's reaction time is beyond an average human.

@kingjohnrocks@omgomgwtfwtf@russellmania77

If someone says Supes can't blitz Voldemort, things are going to get serious,and Kingjohnrocks/MasterJohn always assumes the best scenarios for Voldemort,no he isn't as fast as a bullet,using the Harry potter blitz thing is silly because:

1.Harry isn't even Olimpic let alone Peak Human(like Batman or Frank Castle)

2.Humans can blitz other humans not everyone has the same reflexes(i.e Frank Castle is MUCH faster than Harry).Now this should be obvious but let me show a real life example and try to quantify it.Have you ever saw a martial artist that can punch real fast?Now can an untrained person react as fast?I thought so.

Reflex is something that comes with training,now while Voldemort was able to do that to Harry(a seasoned Wizard vs a Untrained and young one)it doesn't prove he could do it to say,Batman nor that he could do it to even Frank Castle,again spells in HP can be dodged by out of form teens(that can see them) so I guess they aren't as fast as bullets and both Dumbledore and VOldemort managed to dodge them a split second before they could be hit(and by teleporting)now,a bullet would likely hit them if they had no shields.

So again so people can understand...not every Human has the same reflexes blitzing harry proves nothing,nor does anything proves Voldemort can react to a bullet(let alone resist the fucking Colt which only 4 beings in all of creation can,Death and Lucifer being 2 of them).I actually believe it could bypass the horcruxes.

Voldemort is just a spellcatisng human with a soulbind spell the question is if he can tank it(assuming it hits him),I don't think he can,actually I think a sniper can kill him if he is unshielded.He will "die" but his soul would remain on earth,now this is for a normal gun,with the Colt is a different thing,it can kill high level demons,Angels,any and all mythic creatures,only four beings in all of creation can resist it,I really believe this is evidence enough that it can break the soulbind spell of the horcruxes.

Cute. Did you know Harry can use magic that Batman can't?

Seems to me he could have just as easily Avada Kedavra'd him if it were that easy.

Apparation acts faster than a person's finger acts on a trigger which acts on a gun which acts on a bullet, yes.

But you're right that Harry isn't physically faster than a bullet.

However I'd say instant teleportation across the globe is a bit faster than a bullet, seeing as it is likewise the effect of Harry's actions just as the shooting of a bullet is the effect of pulling a trigger.

@kingjohnrocks: and you came to that conclusion cuz he was faster than harry?

looks like its a war between the harry potter fanboys and logic

Agreed.

@russellmania77: You say I'm a fanboy, I say I'm fabulous. I'm gone with the wind Fabulous, I'm gone with the wind fabulous, now twirl, twirl, twirl.

@kingjohnrocks: fanboy cuz you just posted a video that doesnt prove your statement, and also you just ducked my question about volde having super human durability cuz he was faster than harry potter

@russellmania77: Yes. And because he fired spells at instant, reacted to Dumbledore at instant, has teleported at instant, etc.

Harry Potter threads should be banned.