Joke Battle: Nude Fight!

Captain America (Rogers) versus the Batman (Wayne)

With Apollo (from Authority[DC/Wildstorm<earth-50>]) as special guest referee. Apollo will NOT be biased with DC

The battle will take place in a steam room and the only object to use as a weapon is a towel placed in the middle of the room

• and there is no prep time as both contestants and referee is butt-naked (unless they can pull anything from their bungholes)

3 rounds

1. first will be a Greek Olympic wrestling match
2. second will be a Submission match
3. third will be all out

and fight!

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Sequel

Sounds like you wanted to get a better visual of your fantasy ;)

I just don't wanna see how this "fight" ends. LOL

Nobody actually voted damn... (my worst thread ever)

Thread Fail.

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EPIC FAIL... sorry my bad

you should have made it 2 girls that would get a ton of votes i imagine

I have no idea but it would be sexist to assume that there are no chicks at all at the time

Fair enough xD

Except I'm pretty sure there aren't, based on just looking around

lol

Woops, spoke too soon

well i dont count cause im an owl

Well still

lol

Okay, what's your opinion then?

i go with wayne

How come, dare I ask?

umm i think he's hotter lol and i think capt would punk out in the second round

Yeah, good point. Cap would probably be too embarrassed about seeing another man naked

that and batman always has to win

lol

I just don't get it, just because its Cap and Bats some people are suddenly pissed off (WTF?) if i were to say wolverine and hulk nobody would mind ( they fight naked sometimes ) so  what's up with that?

Hulk vs Wolvie (both nude) in a steam room equals acceptable
but Cap vs Bats? where the hell are the fans...

My opinion
1) Cap ( he would have some good wrestling moves , i mean he knows Hercules)
2) Bats , his skills at submission  moves should be extensive being  one of DC's top fighters
3) Tough call (either way) the towel can be used both ways though

Now that just sounds wrong

Which one?

The Watcher watching the whole thing

smh

But like isn't The Watcher supposed to view important events?

Whoa this is just a battle, y'know like Borat and Azamat Bagatov... nothing Brokeback ( that is inappropriate)

if it was Ultimate Cap I would say him but gotta go with Bats. even nude that guy is resourceful

Ehhh....

go back to animevice

So people are in the favor of Bats eh?

Nerx

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Well, the fact that you have them nude is odd to begin with. Next, you put them in a steam room and there's a towel on the ground. Oh, and the first match is wrestling only ;)

WTF

this is an homo thread...

Cap, to much army training for the Bat to compete with, lol.