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#1 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain America (Rogers) versus the Batman (Wayne)

With Apollo (from Authority[DC/Wildstorm<earth-50>]) as special guest referee. Apollo will NOT be biased with DC

The battle will take place in a steam room and the only object to use as a weapon is a towel placed in the middle of the room

  • and there is no prep time as both contestants and referee is butt-naked (unless they can pull anything from their bungholes)

3 rounds

  1. first will be a Greek Olympic wrestling match
  2. second will be a Submission match
  3. third will be all out

and fight!

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#2 Posted by k4tzm4n (36473 posts) - - Show Bio

Sounds like you wanted to get a better visual of your fantasy ;)

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#3 Posted by Magicalmoment (1516 posts) - - Show Bio
k4tzm4n said:
Sounds like you wanted to get a better visual of your fantasy ;)
lol
#4 Posted by Fluke-buddha (644 posts) - - Show Bio

I just don't wanna see how this "fight" ends. LOL

#5 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio
Nerx said:
Captain America (Rogers) versus the Batman (Wayne)With Apollo (from Authority[DC/Wildstorm<earth-50>]) as special guest referee The battle will take place in ... [more]
gay dude
#6 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Nobody actually voted damn... (my worst thread ever)

#7 Posted by Hypershock (575 posts) - - Show Bio

Thread Fail.

#8 Posted by lagoon_boy (10952 posts) - - Show Bio


#9 Posted by MrDirector786 (43416 posts) - - Show Bio

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#10 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

EPIC FAIL... sorry my bad

#11 Posted by spawn_obsessed (432 posts) - - Show Bio

you should have made it 2 girls that would get a ton of votes i imagine

#12 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
spawn_obsessed said:
you should have made it 2 girls that would get a ton of votes i imagine
Yeah... I wonder if this battle did happen , will it be like that scene in Borat where he Fights Azamat?
#13 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio
spawn_obsessed said:
you should have made it 2 girls that would get a ton of votes i imagine
Psylocke and Ms. Marvel? xD
#14 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
Ferro Vida said:
spawn_obsessed said: you should have made it 2 girls that would get a ton of votes i imagine Psylocke and ... [more]
Ooh yeah... make the floor slippery and put some aphrodisiac

I thought chicks would like to see Rogers & Wayne

#15 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio
Nerx said:
Ferro Vida said: spawn_obsessed said: you should have made it 2 girls that would get a ton of votes i ... [more]
How many chicks are in a battle forum on a comic book fan site at 3 am? xD
#16 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

I have no idea but it would be sexist to assume that there are no chicks at all at the time

#17 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio

Fair enough xD

Except I'm pretty sure there aren't, based on just looking around

#18 Posted by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

#19 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio

Woops, spoke too soon

#20 Posted by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

well i dont count cause im an owl

#21 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio

Well still

lol

Okay, what's your opinion then?

#22 Posted by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

i go with wayne

#23 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio

How come, dare I ask?

#24 Edited by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

umm i think he's hotter lol and i think capt would punk out in the second round

#25 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, good point. Cap would probably be too embarrassed about seeing another man naked

#26 Posted by lagoon_boy (10952 posts) - - Show Bio


#27 Posted by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

that and batman always has to win

#28 Posted by lagoon_boy (10952 posts) - - Show Bio


#29 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio
Lady Nightmare said:
that and batman always has to win
Bat-Factor xD
#30 Posted by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

#31 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

I just don't get it, just because its Cap and Bats some people are suddenly pissed off (WTF?) if i were to say wolverine and hulk nobody would mind ( they fight naked sometimes ) so  what's up with that?

Hulk vs Wolvie (both nude) in a steam room equals acceptable
but Cap vs Bats? where the hell are the fans...

My opinion
1) Cap ( he would have some good wrestling moves , i mean he knows Hercules)
2) Bats , his skills at submission  moves should be extensive being  one of DC's top fighters
3) Tough call (either way) the towel can be used both ways though

Ferro Vida said:
Yeah, good point. Cap would probably be too embarrassed about seeing another man naked
It could be one of those crossover epics, the Watcher would probably be watching this one



#32 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio

Now that just sounds wrong

#33 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Which one?

#34 Posted by Ferro Vida (34675 posts) - - Show Bio

The Watcher watching the whole thing

#35 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio

smh

#36 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

But like isn't The Watcher supposed to view important events?

Whoa this is just a battle, y'know like Borat and Azamat Bagatov... nothing Brokeback ( that is inappropriate)


#37 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio
Nerx said:
Nobody actually voted damn... (my worst thread ever)
I LIKE THIS THREAD LOL

Okay I'm going with Batman because even when he isn't wearing any clothing, he can still kick your ass. :D
#38 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19714 posts) - - Show Bio

if it was Ultimate Cap I would say him but gotta go with Bats. even nude that guy is resourceful

#39 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

Ehhh....

#40 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio

go back to animevice

#41 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19714 posts) - - Show Bio
Nerx said:
But like isn't The Watcher supposed to view important events?Whoa this is just a battle, y'know like Borat and Azamat ... [more]

He's saying the Watcher is a peeping tom
#42 Posted by lagoon_boy (10952 posts) - - Show Bio
Babs said:
Nerx said: Nobody actually voted damn... (my worst thread ever) I LIKE THIS THREAD LOLOkay I'm going with Batman because ... [more]
more like kiss ass
#43 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

So people are in the favor of Bats eh?

#44 Edited by k4tzm4n (36473 posts) - - Show Bio

Nerx

said:

I just don't get it, just because its Cap and Bats some people are suddenly pissed off (WTF?) if i ... [more]

Well, the fact that you have them nude is odd to begin with. Next, you put them in a steam room and there's a towel on the ground. Oh, and the first match is wrestling only ;)

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#45 Posted by SeSAW (3677 posts) - - Show Bio

WTF

#46 Posted by claws (5061 posts) - - Show Bio

this is an homo thread...

#47 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

I personally am thinking Steve Rogers would take this one, Bats relies too much on his technology but Steve is peak superhuman even without his weapons...Rogers FTW

also...this has to be the second best battle thread I've ever come across in my years here thumbs up

but Red L.A.M.P's girl fight thread is still the best

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#48 Posted by Donovan Montgomery (5416 posts) - - Show Bio

Cap, to much army training for the Bat to compete with, lol.

#49 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
claws said:
this is an homo thread...
The only thing "homo" about this thread is Apollo

Wisppeons said:
go back to animevice
I've actually been here waay before Animevice


Dude i meant Greek wrestling not Brokeback action, and if you are not satisfied then insteaf of complaining why not make your own thread?





















If you do not like it , then fine... but stop complaining!
k4tzm4n said:
Nerx said: I just don't get it, just because its Cap and Bats some people are suddenly pissed off (WTF?) ... [more]
Hey, there is a towel in the middle or would you prefer a match on the hot spring baths? or a Russian bathhouse?


#50 Posted by lonefang6x6 (422 posts) - - Show Bio
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