Joke Battle: Edward Elric VS MILK

Rules:

Edward cannot transmute it to any form he like

Can he win this battle or be tagged as the Eternal Midget

Spite!

This is a battle he cannot win

He really cannot win.

Milk curb stomps, spite.

Edward will fight well with a rant, angry body movements, and bloodthirsty lines on his face. However, milk will just do what milk does and edward will fall.

Milk squeezes his utters in submission