Joke Battle: Batman vs Superman

And do they have a brother named Nes?

@nerx said:

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: @jwalser3: it sounds beautiful

Lol

@nerx said:

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: @jwalser3: it sounds beautiful

My eyes are burning.

@logy5000: heatvision?

Darn right!

@logy5000: @dondave: the right response to every batman vs superman debate

@nerx: why can't my Supergirl vs. She-Hulk thread be this good?

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: Not as funny maybe

Batman needs to stop tusslin boys

He needs a SUPERman

Also

WTF is that scan doctored in any way?

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: which one?

The one about the thong.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: must be silver age shenanigans

@nerx: ROFL

Stop being neutral. Be a villain and red. It's boring that there are so many blue heroes and grey neutrals.

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: dat teeth

Did you not even read what the OP said? This is not a battle. Go away person that cannot read.

Batman should wear one of his big mech suits in order to survive Supermans love. All he has to do is put holes in the.....appropriate locations.

@theocitylegend: I wonder how long it will hold against super stamina

What the...

@sandman_: I hope this ends batman vs superman debates

babies make everything better

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BATGOD WINS!

PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!